Author: moondancer (page 6 of 13)

Chapter 6: Longque

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2931 Galactic calendar, Tianque Space Port.

Among the many rivers of stars in the sky.

On Tianque Space Port’s upper platform, ground crews were spray-painting a logo onto the outer shell of the docked mothership — it was a one-winged black phoenix flying high, representing Longque. Tomorrow, this mothership’s central control would be activated, the main engine would go online, and there would be a grand launch ceremony. And after that, her first destination was somewhere thousands of light-years away.

Through a glass porthole, the young captain faced the stars with one hand on his heart and the other on the mothership’s power core, as if he could feel Longque’s heartbeat.

“What do you think, Commander?”

Chu Xiang turned and saluted on the spot. The person behind him had been his direct superior when he was in the special operations team — Shao Yun, a female warrior with a classically oriental face and half her body replaced by machines. She could happily chat about idol dramas with the enemy then turn against them in an instant and mercilessly crush their heart.

“What do you think?” she repeated, grinning.

Chu Xiang was very honest. “Couldn’t sleep, too excited.”

Shao Yun: “I was also very nervous the first day I took office.”

“I’m not nervous.”

“Oh?”

“I think I should feel nervous, but I just can’t. I just feel… excited,” Chu Xiang said.

Shao Yun smiled at this. “I understand. Fleet Commander Ye once said something about you, he said that you’re like a dust mote in the starry sky, the meaning of your existence is to one day burn up into stardust.

“Chu Xiang, I wish you good fortune, that your wings can spread far and wide, that your seas be broad and your skies be high.”

Then, Longque’s light would cover the sun and sky; under her wings, all would be clear and cloudless.

* * *

Chu Xiang, abruptly awakened, blocked a gleaming dagger in front of him, pinched his opponent’s tendons, and twisted it. His opponent didn’t expect this move and suddenly found himself missing his weapon.

There were no artificial lights in ancient times, so Chu Xiang could only barely see that there were two figures sneaking around his room.

The next second, another dagger pierced into the mattress. Chu Xiang separated his legs just in time and the dagger fell onto the bed frame. At this moment, Chu Hexing woke up — the girl was a light sleeper because when she slept on the streets, she had to avoid the patrolling night guards. She rushed into the room and, without a word, picked up a chair and smashed it toward the intruders.

The two killers were so shocked — not expecting that this skinny little girl would fight with such desperation — that they were hit by the chair and blood began pouring from their heads.

At the same time, Chu Xiang took advantage of Chu Hexing’s chair throw to jump out of bed, then accurately stabbed the first man in the liver. The man fainted from extreme pain without a sound. Before the second man could understand what happened, Chu Xiang pivoted and plunged the dagger into his heart. He was fast, accurate, and had not one iota of doubt. His single stab separated the killer’s heart into two halves.

Then…

Then the dagger got stuck against the man’s ribs and he didn’t have the strength to pull it out. Instead, Chu Xiang himself stumbled backwards and sat heavily on the edge of the bed, helplessly watching stars fly in his vision.

He woke up suddenly and moved too fast, the stars hadn’t appeared yet during the stabbing, and now he couldn’t move after the stabbing.

“Evil Star!”

“…There’s no evil star here,” Chu Xiang panted. He figured it out, this girl was clearly teasing him!

“You–”

He wanted to ask if she was scared, but Chu Hexing jumped over and, patting his head, asked, “Were you scared? What are these two here for, burglary?”

“…” Child, I should be asking you that. Can’t you act a bit frightened and let me experience comforting you?

This wasn’t an accident, but a real assassination attempt. If Chu Xiang and Chu Hexing hadn’t surprised them, if they had expected a frail scholar to put up a fight, they might have slept through it and never awoken again.

It took a long while before the stars in Chu Xiang’s eyes disappeared.

The corpses of the two killers lay on the floor, filling the room with the smell of blood. After Chu Xiang recovered, he immediately searched the bodies — upon untying their collars, as expected, he found tattoos identifying them as part of the Iron-Clad Guards.

This time, they were definitely the Grand Princess’ people.

He couldn’t remember how he had offended her, but since this was already a fact, then he might as well offend her completely. He knew that the royal family was weak, and the reason why scholars could gain so much fame was because there was no such thing as a literary inquisition.1Also known as speech crime, this was the official persecution of intellectuals for their writings, whether the writing was directly causal or only used as a justification for conviction. It took place in basically every dynasty but the Ming dynasty (1300s-1600s) was particularly notorious for this. See Wikipedia. She wouldn’t dare to openly arrest him for a mocking poem, but she would definitely send more assassins.

A sneer arose on Chu Xiang’s lips — it wasn’t so easy to kill a battle-hardened captain. Moreover, captains weren’t useless without their battleships and mechas; Longque was originally his codename during his time in the special forces, it was only after he became a captain that the name was shared with his mothership. Even if the mothership was no longer with him, it was absolutely impossible for him to suddenly be helpless on a chopping board. The consciousness and instincts he trained through battles in the interstellar era weren’t something people who only used cold weapons could keep up with.

None of the generals commanding spaceships were escorted by guards, because they could fight off an entire platoon of guards by themselves.

* * *

That poem soon spread throughout the capital, and children playing in the streets began exchanging lines from the poem.

It was a poem that lacked literary grace, was troublesome to say, and shouldn’t have received any attention at all.

Chu Hexing, who had sneaked outside early one morning to inquire about news, quickly learned it and came back to recite it to Chu Xiang word by word.

“It’s amazing! Especially ‘all freeze bar none’, it’s so exciting! I’ve always hated those fatties!”

Chu Xiang held his forehead. How is it exciting? Child, your education level urgently needs to be improved.

On the starnet’s virtual mecha battle platform, a skilled player could spit out a dozen lines of this rubbish trash talk in a single match! In the Galactic Federation’s Chinese district there was someone who became famous online for his trash talk, and later he was confirmed to be a colleague, an ace pilot from the Beidou Fleet. This made his commanders furious and he was punished to write a thirty thousand word self-reflection essay. Thinking of the past, Chu Xiang couldn’t help but remember that this person wasn’t only good at trash talk — once, when their army confronted another, he wrote a scathing condemnation of the other side, but because he didn’t know their alien language, it could only be studied internally as an essay model.

“Gege, do you want me to drag these two out and bury them?” Chu Hexing said menacingly, having pulled out a shovel from nowhere and was now advancing towards the two bodies with ‘I’m a professional at killing and robbing’ written all over her face.

“Forget it, we can’t live here anymore anyways, why bury them? Let the guards have this headache.”

Chu Hexing nodded obediently, but spat on a corpse as she passed by.

“You… Aren’t you scared?”

Chu Hexing shook her head. “I’ve seen people who died much more miserably than this, last winter, next door’s Granny Zhang froze to death in her home and I was the one who found her when spring started. Stray dogs had eaten most of her body. Granny Zhang was very good, I really wanted to kill the dogs to take revenge for her, but then I thought, it wasn’t the dogs’ fault, dogs don’t understand human things, and besides, they’re starving in winter too.”

When Chu Xiang heard this, he didn’t know how to respond.

Then Chu Hexing said, “Gege, you’re the evil star, did you come down from the sky to deal with that bunch of bastards? Those big lords are super afraid of evil stars!”

“Which bastards?” Chu Xiang asked subconsciously.

“It’s those officials who made coal so expensive last year, the tax collectors who would beat us if we couldn’t give them money, and… and the guards who would randomly kill people on the street! If the guards hadn’t played Granny Zhang’s grandson to death last winter, she wouldn’t have frozen to death without anyone finding out.”

“…” Chu Xiang fell into silence, and Chu Hexing happily took his silence as acquiescence.

“I know fate isn’t something you can talk about, I won’t tell anyone, not even my favourite carp! That was the first fish I ever caught, it was super big. I thought that it wasn’t easy for it to grow so big, so I let it go, then later it killed a smaller fish and gave it to me!”

She seemed to believe from the bottom of her heart that Chu Xiang was the evil star who came from the sky to, to… to overthrow this depraved world, but what about after that? The girl who grew up in the slums had never thought of what would happen in the future, she only thought that if all the bad people she met died, life might be a bit better.

But Chu Xiang knew that the various lords were all restless, and the drama of a chaotic world was about to unfold. King Qin’s army had already raised a rebel flag, and although they hadn’t yet gained any significance, who knew who was truly standing under that banner. The heroes fought for nothing more than fame and fortune, while the lords were divided and didn’t dare to covet the highest throne but wanted, at the very least, power and wealth.

No one would ever give girls like Chu Hexing a stable, peaceful world.

Unless.

It was the evil star.

Strange happenings begat strange responses. In the eyes of the royal family and nobles, Yinghuo’s rise would lead the world into chaos, terror, and endless killing, but in the eyes of the common people who lived hand to mouth, it was a sign of salvation.

But it’s a pity, Chu Xiang thought as he gently shook his head. “Little girl, I’m really not the evil star.”

Chu Hexing looked at him quietly with her big eyes, and for a moment, Chu Xiang felt like he was looking at a million galaxies shining through Longque’s porthole.

“But I didn’t lie to you, I did come from the sky,” he said.

From among distant stars and brilliant galaxies.

“Where I’m from, girls like you can grow up without any worries. She can have the most beautiful pink lace dress and the latest spaceship model launched that year, and when she grows up, although there won’t be an owl to bring her an acceptance letter from a school for magic, there might be a drone flying in from the space port to her neighbourhood which uses holographic projections to play an admission invitation video for Starfleet Academy. In a few more years, she can walk in space and fly above the sky, and wherever she goes, the sun will always shine on her family.”

Chu Hexing couldn’t understand the terminology used in the future, but her eyes still lit up.

Taking her small hand, Chu Xiang said, “I hope you can fly too.”

If someone wants to break your wings, I’ll kill him for you. If someone wants to lock you in a cage, I’ll help you get rid of him. If it is this world that limits you, I’m willing to try, I’ll be the Evil Star you speak of. I don’t have my main cannon anymore, but I can still destroy everything.

“Gege.” Chu Hexing suddenly forgot the gender segregation in this era — like a child who truly did grow up innocently among the stars, she held her brother’s hand and said, “I know it, you’re a lord from the stars, you must be Yinghuo-xingjun,2Xingjun, meaning lord in the same way you might see Zhenjun in xianxia stories.  you can’t lie to me.”

“That’s not quite right,” Chu Xiang said. “I’m Longque.”


Author:
In fact it’s Lan Jue who profits from this, today he gives a little sister, tomorrow he gets the kingdom and a beauty…

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  • 1
    Also known as speech crime, this was the official persecution of intellectuals for their writings, whether the writing was directly causal or only used as a justification for conviction. It took place in basically every dynasty but the Ming dynasty (1300s-1600s) was particularly notorious for this. See Wikipedia.
  • 2
    Xingjun, meaning lord in the same way you might see Zhenjun in xianxia stories. 

Chapter 5: Write Poetry!

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“Your name isn’t good either, calling you that is too disrespectful,” Chu Xiang said. “Why don’t you use Chu for your surname like me from now on, as for your name… Hm…”

He met this little girl by the water where she saved his life, and she was convinced that he was the ‘evil star’, so why not–

“Chu Hexing, I’ll call you Little Xing, okay?”1Hexing, made up of the characters for river (河) and star (星), her nickname is little star. How cute.

Chu Xiang turned around and found the girl standing three metres away with a pair of big eyes shining brightly out from her excessively skinny face.

“What’s wrong with you, you’re standing there like ET,” he joked.

Chu Hexing blinked and a crystalline drop rolled down her face. Tilting her head, she asked, “Yeti? What’s that?”

…He accidentally told a joke from the future, of course an ancient person wouldn’t understand. Instead of answering, Chu Xiang smiled and took hold of the little girl’s hand. “Well, they’re people who live on stars, they… look very beautiful, their eyes shine like stars.”

Chu Hexing pondered for a while. “You… you bought me, do you want me to be your bed servant2A type of concubine, the ranking goes wife > consort > concubine > bed servant. Bed servants would often be selected from among maids. today?”

“Bed…” Chu Xiang was stunned for a moment, before slapping the back of her head. “No way, I don’t have that type of hobby.”

Ideas from two separate worlds clashed together for the first time. “I’m fourteen, I can do it!” the girl protested.

She was only fourteen… Chu Xiang gently touched the top of her head. “You’re my little sister now. What, do you think I’m such a beast?”

“Little… sister?” Chu Hexing said dumbly.

“Yes, little sister.”

Chu Hexing: “Then… Then I need to–”

Chu Xiang cut her off. “I need you to grow up safely.”

* * *

The inns had too many people, so Chu Xiang took his new sister to find a nice courtyard to rent.

It was impossible to allow Chu Hexing to keep fishing in Qianli Lake, so Chu Xiang would have to think on how they should survive in the future. In particular, the girl had a strong sense of empathy — she had watched the beggar children on the street sadly for a long time.

“Evil Star, can’t you buy them as well?”

“…I can’t possibly buy everyone,” Chu Xiang said helplessly.

Chu Hexing naturally knew this as well. She pursed her lips and forced herself not to look at her fellow children who huddled by the roadside and were driven away by guards everywhere. “It’d be great if everyone can eat,” she finally said.

* * *

The socialising season had not yet passed. Although the imperial family suffered theft, the spring banquets weren’t delayed. The Longque that they lost had the legend of being the emperor’s sword, so they dared not publicise it — if the people knew, wouldn’t they say that this dynasty’s fate was exhausted?

Chu Xiang still had to harden himself and attend those useless poetry gatherings, but he really couldn’t write a single line of poetry, perhaps he should copy some poems from the other world’s historical figures? No, forget it, this approach in ancient time-travelling stories was very… dumb, and unsuitable.

This place was called Linghe Pool while the Grand Princess was titled Qinghe, it was enough to show how much she loved lotus flowers.3Linghe and Qinghe share the 荷 (he) character, meaning lotus. This season, her pond was filled with blooming lotuses of all kinds, who knew how many gardeners she went through to cultivate this many varieties. Chu Xiang stood alone next to the lotus pond, avoiding the lively banquet in the main hall.

“Amidst warm jade and fragrant spring scenery…”4Jade is an euphemism for women, and spring (specifically ‘spring scenes’) is an euphemism for… sex.

Poetry verses were heard from afar, but Chu Xiang could only think of Little Xing’s sunken cheeks.

Then came the sound of music, dancing, and crisp ringing from bells on the dancers’ ankles, mixed with lines from ambiguous poems. Chu Xiang, alone by the lotus pond, couldn’t help but hum.

“Dirty words and erotic music,” he concluded.

As the young master in green clothes stood quietly by the pond, all the pink blooming lotuses within became his foil. Indeed, killing him would be too profane.

But there was no other way. The new arrival quietly came up behind him, being extremely careful to use the loud music to cover his footsteps. The young nobleman only looked at the lotuses and seemed to have no intention of paying any attention behind him.

I’m sorry, he thought.

He stretched out his hand, then–

In an instant, the young master who was about to be killed suddenly turned sideways, grabbed his wrist with one hand, and gently pulled him forward. Due to his momentum, the assailant had no time to brake, and so he fell head first into the pond himself.

“It’s not advisable to do the same thing more than thrice,”5事不过三: an idiom that comes from Journey to the West, meaning that you shouldn’t do the same thing more than three times because your fortune will turn and things will eventually develop in an unexpected direction Chu Xiang said as he stood there and apathetically watched the person splashing around in the water. “You’re… Zhao… Zhao something?”

The man in the water choked on a large mouthful of water and bubbles popped up around him. He was obviously a landlubber, so Chu Xiang reached over and barely dragged him to the edge of the pond where he collapsed. It was impossible to bring him any further; Chu Xiang rotated his wrist, thinking, I’m no longer that legendary captain who can fight one against a hundred, so weak.

As his dusty memories were uncovered bit by bit, Chu Xiang said hesitantly, “Zhao Linzhi, right?”

This drenched person wasn’t a killer, but a scholar attending the Spring Banquet, and he seemed to be one of the Four Young Masters or something.

“That’s weird, why would you kill me?” Chu Xiang asked.

“You don’t know?” Zhao Linzhi asked in reply.

Chu Xiang: “What should I know?”

“Then you think by yourself, when did you offend the Grand Princess.”

Chu Xiang became solemn. He truly couldn’t remember these things, however, from Zhao Linzhi’s reaction and the previous two attempts on his life, it was a fact that the Grand Princess wanted to kill him — the Grand Princess was the only one who wasn’t afraid of the Iron-Clad Guards on the streets. But she didn’t mobilise the Iron-Clad Guards and neither did she use any official forces, instead she found some miscellaneous people to take action. This meant that he did not commit a crime but offended her in a private capacity.

‘Offended her privately’? Chu Xiang frowned.

“I… I didn’t want to kill anyone either,” Zhao Linzhi struggled to say as he lay at the water’s edge, “We’re classmates, we know each other. I can only say, you can’t stay in Tianyan, just run.”

Chu Xiang nodded. “Thank you.”

Then he kicked him back into the water.

Back when he led his team to fight their way through the pirate-infested expanse, it wasn’t forgiveness that they relied upon.

* * *

When Chu Xiang returned to the main hall, his was not the only discordant voice.

A game was currently being played, more specifically, it was a fancy way of playing meandering drinks.6A drinking game found in many historical Chinese novels. My impression of the rules: the players sit around a flowing stream of water and a musician plays nearby. Something is sent floating down the stream, usually a cup of wine. When the music stops, whoever is closest to the cup picks it up and has to compose a poem according to the theme; if they can’t, they drink. A normal game used water, this one… used a beauty made of water.

The dancing girl poured wine everywhere as she spun in a brisk, exotic dance. With a golden wine jug on her head, she danced flamboyantly all over the place; whenever she paused next to someone, she would pour them wine, then asked them to take a bright flower from her head, whereupon they would stand and make an impromptu composition.

Among these nobles, Lord of Western Tang Lan Jue stood out, even Chu Xiang couldn’t resist giving him a couple more glances.

The young lord sat at his table, paying attention to neither singing nor dancing nor eating, he only stared at the empty cup by his hand. The dancing girl hesitated for a while, but the lords sitting above signalled to her, so she went over and charmingly filled up Lan Jue’s cup.

Then things became quiet.

Western Tang’s Lan family. Because the previous lord had offended the late emperor, he had been banished from the court and deprived of his fief; later, when the current emperor ascended to the throne, he granted amnesty to the world, but the old lord had already died in a foreign land. The new emperor felt pity for him, so he redistributed half of the confiscated Tang fiefdom to the Lan family’s youngest son, who was today’s Lord of Western Tang, Lan Jue.

Lan Jue slowly stood with his cup of wine as everyone watched, although most of them were laughing. Everyone knew that as a boy, the Lord of Western Tang grew up in a place of exile — there were no teachers of poetry, literature, etiquette, or music there, only barbarians from the plains and exotic beasts. Famously, at ten years old, the Lord of Western Tang led a team to kill the leader of the Snake Tribe. Equally as famously, this man was illiterate.

Most of the nobles present thought that Lan Jue wouldn’t even be able to write his own name. As for poetry, it could only be a joke.

Poetry?

Lan Jue did not have any unexpected talent in this area. “I don’t know how to write poems,” he admitted frankly.

Laughter came from all corners.

Up on the main seat, the Grand Princess was not present. Her consort was just a civil servant dependent on her for everything. “If you can’t compose a poem, you have to drink wine as a penalty,” he politely reminded him.

Seeming to be completely unable to understand the prince consort’s olive branch, Lan Jue continued, “I didn’t come to the capital to write poems either.”

The hall once again fell into silence.

“Western Tang is located within Jinzhou, where locust plagues have ravaged the population for many years, and one can see refugees everywhere you look. But now I see that your mansions in the capital are still full of singing and dancing! Yesterday, Consul Qin7More specifically, he’s an officer in charge of diplomacy and relations with barbarians/border tribes/ethnic minorities and Chief Justice Zhang8The highest ranking judicial officer in the court jointly hosted a feast, I even saw many aristocrats purposefully inducing vomiting to eat more pastries, did you know that–”

“Lord Lan, today is the grand Spring Banquet, the timing is perfect, isn’t it a bit depressing to say that?” someone suddenly said.

“It isn’t as if anyone will blame you for not being able to compose poems, so don’t blame everyone around you.”

“That’s right…”

The one who spoke first was a nobleman so fat that his eyes weren’t visible, dressed in luxurious yellow clothing, and exactly the Consul Qin that Lan Jue had mentioned. The other person who spoke up was an energetic old man who held a jade cane which was topped with an exquisitely carved jade hibiscus; unfortunately, this was Chief Justice Zhang.

In fact, Lan Jue had expected to get this result from the moment he entered the capital, maybe he was just delusional to hope that there was a chance.

While soldiers starved and waited for resupply, the capital’s noblemen caroused nightly, as if the world’s turmoil was a mere passing fancy.

He slowly drank the wine in his hand, tasting little of the alcohol but much of blood.

“Since Lord Lan can’t compose anything and doesn’t want to take the penalty, might I take his place?”

A voice suddenly came from the side, from a young man in green with a smile on his lips and his brows arched into crescents. With his elegant appearance, he seemed like a stalk of green bamboo among the pathetic nobles.

“Isn’t this Chu Xiang? I haven’t seen you for a long time, I heard you’ve been sick?” From their probing, any lords from the countryside would rather throw away their faces than write poetry, so he probably really didn’t know how to do it. Thus, the prince consort sitting on the main seat began to smile. “Since you’ve recovered, I have no objection to you writing for him, after all, Sir Chu’s poems are enough to be passed down through the ages.”

Passed through the ages? Chu Xiang’s smile gradually widened into a grin. That would be good.

Lan Jue recognised this man as the weak young man who took action against the assassins back then, and also as the one who bought that girl on the street. He guessed that the man might be trying to save him so he silently stood aside, but he still couldn’t help but feel frustrated because he knew that it was impossible to succeed. Just as he was thinking on what he should do, he heard the young man say softly:

“Orioles sing of spring, jade dew heralds hibiscus blooms.”

This had already reached Chu Xiang’s limit. Meanwhile, the noblemen frowned to themselves, wondering why someone from Tianyan’s eminent Four Young Masters, with a name spread far and wide, couldn’t even make a poem which rhymed. Only the yellow-clothed consul was stunned for a moment as he caught sight of Chief Justice Zhang’s hibiscus cane beside him.

Lan Jue raised his eyebrows; looking at the young man’s brazen gaze, he seemed to have guessed something.

Immediately following this, the young man’s voice became clearer and colder, though he still smiled as he said:

“Autumn brings winter’s frost, all freeze bar none.”

The hall was filled with a deathly silence.

Then, Lan Jue’s solitary applause floated out, like snow in autumn.


Author:
Chu Xiang: My games are scolding people!

Translator:
Just those three (unrelated! Unrhyming!) lines of poetry killed me, so much respect to people who do this regularly.

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  • 1
    Hexing, made up of the characters for river (河) and star (星), her nickname is little star. How cute.
  • 2
    A type of concubine, the ranking goes wife > consort > concubine > bed servant. Bed servants would often be selected from among maids.
  • 3
    Linghe and Qinghe share the 荷 (he) character, meaning lotus.
  • 4
    Jade is an euphemism for women, and spring (specifically ‘spring scenes’) is an euphemism for… sex.
  • 5
    事不过三: an idiom that comes from Journey to the West, meaning that you shouldn’t do the same thing more than three times because your fortune will turn and things will eventually develop in an unexpected direction
  • 6
    A drinking game found in many historical Chinese novels. My impression of the rules: the players sit around a flowing stream of water and a musician plays nearby. Something is sent floating down the stream, usually a cup of wine. When the music stops, whoever is closest to the cup picks it up and has to compose a poem according to the theme; if they can’t, they drink.
  • 7
    More specifically, he’s an officer in charge of diplomacy and relations with barbarians/border tribes/ethnic minorities
  • 8
    The highest ranking judicial officer in the court

Chapter 4: Sister, Get!

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Martial law was imposed upon the capital. Every street and alley was filled with guards, while specialised elite palace guards were stationed at each city gate. Wanted posters for the assassins were plastered all over the walls — however, no one knew what the assassin who stole the sword Longque looked like. All the assassins had died on the spot, not because they didn’t want to keep a few alive, but because they all committed suicide. For expert assassins such as them, there were countless ways for them to kill others and themselves.

Meanwhile, the ordinary people of the city were indifferent to this, because this wasn’t the first time assassins operated within the capital and it had always been a matter for noblemen.

Chu Xiang stayed at the inn after sneaking away from the Spring Banquet. It was fortunate that something happened at the banquet that day, otherwise, he would’ve had to compose poetry and he really couldn’t do it.

In troubled times, elegance was no more than pretentiousness.

The atmosphere outside the window was the same as before with street vendors hawking their goods, one could hardly see any tension due to the situation. Chu Xiang sat at the table in silence, experiencing a rare moment of peace — the fleet usually spent a long time in space between each time they anchored on a planet, so it was very rare for him to see the real blue sky. In addition, even when he was on vacation, his communicator was always nearby and ready to receive orders. Now that he had nothing to do, he truly felt a little disconcerted.

As a captain, it was impossible for him to become a ‘luminary’ who clung to the powerful and wrote vulgar poems, and it was extremely unlikely for him to transmigrate back. The universe contained countless opportunities, but the ability to turn back time only belonged to higher dimensions — if there were any higher dimensional beings.

He finished his tea. Space only had nutrient solution, so the crude tea tasted quite good to him. Chu Xiang wanted to go downstairs to ask for another pot. This was the trouble caused by insufficient technology, there was no method of wireless communication.

Upon opening the door, he was surprised to find a waiter standing outside.

“Hey, I thought you’d be running out of tea by now, so I brought some more,” the waiter smiled honestly.

Service in ancient inns were so good, comparable to five-star hotels?

Chu Xiang calmly received the teapot and poured it into a cup. Shaking the slightly turbid crude tea, he smiled indifferently.

“You–”

Before the waiter could finish, Chu Xiang tossed the cup’s contents in his face, threw away the teapot, then turned and rushed downstairs.

Not two steps away, he heard pained howls behind him — there was so much poison in the tea, it couldn’t have been comfortable to be splashed in the eyes with it. Chu Xiang cursed in his heart, What kind of era is this, can’t they be a bit more careful with their poisons? They couldn’t even make it odourless or tasteless, yet they still dared to use so much in a single dose.

This disturbance hadn’t been quiet in the least. Halfway through Chu Xiang’s sprint downstairs, he realised that the many guests eating and drinking down there couldn’t be innocent — several ‘diners’ had their chopsticks raised but didn’t pick anything up for a long time, no matter how he looked at it, they seemed to be part of the assassins.

Chu Xiang felt a little exasperated. He saw through these crappy third-rate assassins so easily that he knew at a glance they were no match for the elites who were at the Spring Banquet, but then he thought that it was good that they weren’t elites, otherwise, with his physique that wheezed for breath after running just two steps…

He couldn’t go downstairs. When he checked in, Chu Xiang had taken the time to scout the entire inn — without an AI to scan it, he had to do it himself manually. This was one of his professional habits, as before he became a spaceship captain, Chu Xiang was part of the special forces and frequently performed stealth missions. Thus at this critical moment, he quickly determined that he couldn’t go through the front hall, and it wasn’t impossible for there to be someone guarding the back door, so he might as well… He climbed out of a window located between the first and second floors and barely managed to land, unscathed, on a pile of sacks.

Panting a few times, Chu Xiang couldn’t help but feel aggrieved. Who was it who wanted to kill him even at a tense time like this?

The window faced the street, where there were Iron-Clad Guards.

At the Spring Banquet, Chu Xiang had heard the story of him ‘jumping into the lake’ because he lost to someone called Han Feng in a poetry contest. In matters of life and death, Chu Xiang would never despise life; moreover, he clearly remembered whether he had been thrown or jumped himself, he would never get this wrong.

He had been targeted for a long time. And it wasn’t as if there was no reason to target him: the Grand Princess had personally appointed Tianyan’s Four Young Masters. These four young celebrities, not even mentioning their status, would receive a stipend from the Grand Princess’ estate every month. Besides, what did people want fame for? Wasn’t it just to have a good career, glory, and wealth?

Among the Four Young Masters– Chu Xiang sneered at the vulgar name which was just like something you’d find in a TV drama, like various combinations of Four Major XX, Six Big XX, or Eight Greatest XX and so on. Thankfully his 28th century colleagues would never know this period of his black history! He knew that among these four people, he was the easiest to dispose of. The other three all had some reputation within the capital, only he came from elsewhere.

Then the question became, who wanted to get rid of him.

Was it Han Feng who competed with him?

He should wait and see. It might be, but if it was him, wouldn’t it be a bit too stupid? If he replaced him immediately after the murder, even fools would know he did it, so it was very likely that Han Feng was also a pawn.

In troubled times, the only things more chaotic than the world were human hearts.

The entire bustling capital city Tianyan was filled with killers hired by different forces. Each force hid its own agents, because everyone wanted a piece of the delicious cake that was about to be served. In the eyes of those with power, this was the prize for playing the game.

The Iron-Clad Guards were still pursuing the assassins, but gradually, more were dispatched to hunt down civil servants. Some ambitious people had long been dissatisfied with the government and intended to start an uprising, however they had been unable to do anything due to the steel blades held by the Iron-Clad Guards.

Chu Xiang deliberately chose a route with Iron-Clad Guards for his flight from the inn. Although there were fewer assassination methods now compared to during the 28th century, he didn’t have many options for defence either, so it would be better to let the assassins and Iron-Clad Guards consume each other.

The assassins inside the inn probably didn’t expect that a weak scholar would suddenly develop such strong battle instincts. They hadn’t deployed any manpower on the street, letting Chu Xiang easily escape the predicament.

As he walked aimlessly, he heard a commotion in front of him. Chu Xiang originally wanted to avoid it, but then he found that he recognised the person at the center of the commotion.

It was a brothel, where a tall, strongly built1五大三粗: lit. five big and three thick, the five big being big hands, big feet, big ears, broad shoulders, fat hips; and the three thick being thick waist, thick legs, thick neck. woman was dragging a skinny girl inside. Passing guards only looked coldly on as the girl screamed without pause.

The thin yet stubborn little girl was Erni. 

“You damned little brat, I’ve birthed you and raised you but now you don’t want to repay me, can’t you think about your brother or I your mother more?” the woman roared.

Erni’s feet were stuck to the ground like nails as she shook her head and shouted crazily, “Not going, I’m not going! Why don’t you sell yourself!”

“Little bitch, you’re looking for a beating!”

The brothel owner also stood aside, chatting and laughing at this farce. “This girl ran away five times in three days, if you hadn’t found her and brought her back, I would’ve thought you wanted to run with our money!”

“No no,” the woman smiled sincerely, “definitely not.”

At this moment, someone shouted, “Stop!”

Just as the brothel owner was about to tell them to mind their own business, they saw two people walk out from the crowd. The first one was very eye-catching, with a face even prettier than the flowers in the brothel.

The people on the street didn’t recognise him, but the Iron-Clad Guards all understood his identity very well. Although the Lord of Western Tang Lan Jue wasn’t a nobleman of the capital, it was impossible for them to be unable to recognise important figures, so a guard who had previously done nothing but watch hurriedly greeted him. “Lord Tang, please don’t mind it, it’s just a small thing, just a brothel catching an escaped prostitute.”

“It seems the girl herself isn’t willing,” Yang Feng commented.

“My good sir,” the brothel madam said flatteringly, “this is the girl’s fate, her family has already taken my money, how can it be her turn to decide? It’d be terrible if an untrained wild girl ruins your mood, why don’t you two come in–”

Lan Jue didn’t even give her a glance while Yang Feng glared at her, and the madam retreated.

The madam could take out the deed of sale, so even the Lord of Western Tang couldn’t deny the contractual agreement. The old madam might be a bit scared if it were a nobleman from the capital standing in front of her, but this was the lord of a foreign fief, he would be out of the capital and unable to reach her in just a few days. She had nothing to be afraid of.

Lan Jue looked at the mess of a girl. “Can I buy her?” Then he asked Erni, “Are you willing to come with me?”

The girl looked warily at the crowd of people, like a little wolf confronting hunters.

“This… This might…” the old madam stuttered.

“You can’t be afraid that My Lord doesn’t have the money?”

“No no no…” she reluctantly smiled. “If she joins our pavilion, she would be prosperous and wealthy in the future, she might not be willing to–”

The madam’s words were cut off yet again. This time, it was a relatively frail young scholar who walked out from the crowd, but the difference was that as soon as the wolf-like girl saw him, she immediately became a smug little kitten with its tail raised.

Erni made a sound of recognition and suppressed the words ‘Evil Star’ back into her throat, without shouting it out in front of everyone.

“I like this child too, and I know her, she would definitely be willing to come with me. So, can you allow me?” Chu Xiang asked.

He completely skipped the madam to ask Lan Jue, as the madam also knew that the girl couldn’t be kept.

Before Lan Jue could say anything, Erni had already scrambled behind Chu Xiang to clutch at his sleeves tightly, as if refusing to let go even if she died.

Seeing this scene, Lan Jue nodded. “Yes.”

Human life had never been valuable in the capital city. A girl of flowering age was sold for only fifteen jade coins, even cheaper than the clothes Chu Xiang wore. When Lan Jue saw that he decisively took the girl, he threw out the money first and walked away. Chu Xiang wanted to call out to him, but he walked too quickly and neither did the Iron-Clad Guards intervene, leaving only the sighing madam.

A moment of impulse bought him a girl. Chu Xiang led her a few streets away, and only began to feel uncomfortable when he was buying clothes for her.

“Why were you sold to somewhere like that?” he asked.

Erni, carefully holding her new clothes, said nonchalantly, “My parents want my brother to get married, the brothel people came to our door and convinced them.”

The brothel people went to her family? Chu Xiang took a look at Erni. This girl wasn’t ugly, but… she wasn’t so beautiful that people would trample their doorway for her hand in marriage…

“Evil Star! Will I go with you from now on?”

Chu Xiang wanted to say, You’re free, you can go anywhere, but looking at her hopeful expression, he changed it to a nod.

Chu Xiang: “How old are you?”

“Fourteen!”

Fourteen, but judging from her stature, he wouldn’t have been surprised if she told him she was a malnourished ten year old. Chu Xiang couldn’t help but rub her head — fourteen, what a good age, at this age, for girls of the 28th century, their biggest worry was that their homework was a little hard.

But for people in troubled times, life wasn’t for oneself to decide.

“Why didn’t you go with that person who’s obviously a noble?”

Erni blinked. “No one who’s got any money are good things, no way I’d believe he saved me out of the goodness of his heart, who knows if he wants to do something! They heat their houses so much that they open their windows in winter, but down in the lower city we don’t even have the money to buy coal, so many people freeze to death… oh, Evil Star, I’m not talking about you, you’re an exception, you’re the Evil Star!”

“Don’t,” Chu Xiang chuckled, “Why do you keep calling me Evil Star? If you want to follow me in the future, you’ll have to change what you call me.”

The girl thought seriously for a long time. “People say that when the evil star is up in the sky, it’s a star called Yinghuo. Should I call you Yinghuo?”2An archaic term for the planet Mars

Chu Xiang thought helplessly, I’m not Mars! Although I was stationed at the Mars base for a while…

“Call me brother,” he said.


Author:
The Grand Princess is the imperial sister! The combination is the unreliable emperor who does nothing and his idiot little sister who keeps a harem!!!

By the way, like Lan Jue says: Other people’s love tokens are all vulgar, but I’m different, I gave a little sister!

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    五大三粗: lit. five big and three thick, the five big being big hands, big feet, big ears, broad shoulders, fat hips; and the three thick being thick waist, thick legs, thick neck.
  • 2
    An archaic term for the planet Mars

Chapter 3: Imperial Sword

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Walking on Tianyan’s streets felt like being in a different world — a literal different world.

The literati hosted by the nobles had a small jade plate to prove their status. Earlier, Chu Xiang had almost given this plate to the girl to sell.

The female attendant guarding the door looked at his plate then at his face with a somewhat surprised expression. Although this attendant was very professional and didn’t reveal much, Chu Xiang was used to the rhythm of interstellar battles where every second counted, so his observational skills were easily keen enough to catch it.

It can’t be that the words ‘evil star’ are floating above my head, right? Chu Xiang joked to himself. 

Then he realised that he was a ‘luminary’, so maybe news of his death had already spread.

So fast…

Thus, he didn’t rush to join the main group but instead walked around the outer corridors and hid in the shadows, trying to observe quietly.

Even if he hadn’t transmigrated into another person, he had been away for too long. His language, culture, pronunciation, and living habits had all changed. On Longque, he had an adjutant who loved reading novels and once mentioned a tragic transmigration story to him — after waking up in the new world, the poor main character discovered that he couldn’t understand what they were saying so he had to learn a new language entirely from scratch.

Fortunately, Chu Xiang thought happily, I still know how to read.

He stood beneath the eaves, aimlessly watching the bustling crowd, yet still being careful not to reveal himself too early. It was, in theory, very simple to reduce his sense of existence so he didn’t look out of place — it wasn’t even something you needed to go to the academy to learn, you just needed to watch the Fleet Commander get angry a few times to naturally pick up how to avoid the gun muzzle.

However, not everyone was so easily deceived; after all, Chu Xiang was no longer a battle-hardened captain.

In fact, when someone first approached him, he subconsciously wanted to ask Longque’s central AI through the chip implanted in his brain why it didn’t remind him, before he remembered that right now, of Longque, only he remained.

At the banquet, Yang Feng discretely palmed the dagger hidden in his sleeve. “My Lord, there’s someone sneaking around over there, it might be an assassin,” he said.

No weapons were allowed in Linghe Pool save for the ceremonial swords carried by the lords, not even the bodyguards could carry weapons, so Yang Feng was a little nervous. Lan Jue glanced that way over his cup, then replied, “Probably not.”

The man was very strange to Lan Jue’s eyes. He had a strong killing intent which could not be concealed, completely incompatible with the fragrant spring banquet around him, yet the same killing intent wasn’t directed towards anyone.

Then Lan Jue frowned. “Don’t you think that if he’s an assassin, he won’t even be able to run away after killing people?”

Yang Feng was shocked. “That’s true…”

Without AI support, without a mecha or powered exoskeleton, the Chu Xiang of this world was much different from the standards of a 28th century special forces soldier.

“Hey, isn’t this Sir Chu, I heard you…” Several young men in rich brocade clothing gathered around with concerned faces. The person of interest could see the changes in their expressions; although they covered it up very well, even better than the attendant at the door, most people looked as if they saw a ghost. Chu Xiang soon realised —

Who were these people? He should know them, but he forgot!

How embarrassing.

However, Chu Xiang merely changed to a more comfortable posture and smiled at them slightly, as if he couldn’t be more familiar with them.

“Sir Chu is a man of extraordinary talent, composing poetry is too easy for him. I said already Lu-xiong, Wang-xiong, your news was spread by scoundrels, how could you believe them!”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. But Chu-xiong will definitely dominate today, then won’t the rumours be self-defeating…”

Just as Chu Xiang was considering how to respond, everyone fell silent at the sight of a group of people filing out of the inner hall.

A group of white-clad young men surrounded a woman in a lavish dress. Her face was covered with a luxurious veil, and as they stepped barefoot on the fallen flowers, flower juice and dew stained their slender toes, giving a touch of beauty to the greenery. The woman walked to the main seat and sat down, while the youths settled around her like a group of white cats clinging to their owner.

“It’s finally a bit more lively here today,” she said. It was obvious that she was approaching her twilight years, but she still retained her grace and a well-maintained figure, and the low-cut collar of her gorgeous palace dress revealed ample curves.

This was the younger twin sister of the current emperor, Grand Princess Qinghe.

As if a switch was flipped, the various lords fought to praise the Grand Princess and the literati they brought all began composing poems boasting of her beauty ‘which astonished man and heaven’.

Lan Jue huddled in his seat and silently picked up the cup of wine which he had just discarded.

“My Lord, don’t you hate the wine here…”

“I want to vomit,” Lan Jue stated very rudely. Anyway, the Grand Princess’ ears were full of compliments, she had no desire to pay attention to him. And even if she did, it would only add ‘rude’ to the pile of his already stinking reputation. 

After the Grand Princess came out, Lan Jue who sat in the last row and Chu Xiang who had taken advantage of the opportunity to quietly retreat inevitably moved closer to each other, so Chu Xiang easily heard his comment.

Captain Chu sincerely agreed, he also wanted to vomit, and he even wanted to blast them with a main cannon, but unfortunately Longque wasn’t there.

After a period of commotion, the Grand Princess raised her hand and the scene once again quieted.

“Recently, our valiant troops have seized a treasure from the south.” She gently caressed the young man lying on her knees as some of the others carried out a gilded box from behind her. “Imperial Brother specially instructed me to take it out at the Spring Banquet, to let everyone see something new.”

Everyone craned their necks to see, and a man with a rather round figure couldn’t resist shouting, “Your Highness, please stop teasing, quickly let us see it!”

“Such a big box, is it fresh seafood?”

“How is seafood a treasure, could they have caught a mermaid?”

“Living things can’t survive in this type of box,” the Grand Princess giggled, “but it’s not just any ordinary thing either. Everyone, have you heard, there is a sword that contains divine power and if you obtain it, you can unify the world?”

The fat man was the first to stand up to express his views, and as he slammed his hand on the table, he almost broke the jade ring on his finger. “What divine power, it’s the demon sword those unscrupulous people are talking about!”

Everything was silent for a moment, then the Grand Princess clapped her hands and laughed, so the previously unresponsive lords also laughed, as if they had heard a hysterical joke.

“Duke Heng doesn’t need to be so hasty.” She gestured for the box to be opened. “In the hands of others, it is a demon sword, but in the hands of a righteous monarch, it is, of course, an imperial sword.”

Duke Heng immediately bowed and saluted. “Grand Princess’ words are true!”

The wooden box opened, and inside was a long, narrow gilded box wrapped in silk. The Grand Princess stood and personally opened this smaller box; within lay a single-edged sword in a black scabbard.

“Everyone, have you heard of Longque?”

Amid the uproar, Chu Xiang sucked in a sharp breath.

It was one thing to hold that word in his memories, but another thing entirely for someone else to say it out loud. The captain’s chest hurt from the strength of his own heartbeat. Like a mythical bird responding to the call of its true name, his blood instinctively rose to meet that voice.

His first reaction was to wonder how they recognised him, did ancient people know anything about space travel? His second reaction was to refute this thought, because Longque had already turned into cosmic garbage. Even if it ‘transmigrated’ together with him, it would be nothing more than scrap metal.

Then he heard —

“Longque, with trailing flames and feathers as black as pitch, its voice sounds like the wind, its wingtips resemble fire-forged blades, the sword carries the power of divine birds. Obtain Longque, and you obtain world peace,” the Grand Princess said as she brushed away the non-existent dust on the scabbard. “My friends, this is the imperial sword, Longque.”

As soon as the name Longque came out, the entire place was in a furor. Everyone had their own calculations — even Yang Feng, who kept himself at the back, felt his heart thump wildly.

“My Lord, that sword–”

Lan Jue shot him a look. “Its blade isn’t bad, not useless.”

“My Lord, that’s the legendary Longque, it’s the sword of emperors! Why aren’t you–”

“Do you intend to steal it from the Grand Princess’ hands?” He waved the cup towards him as if to splash wine on his face, scaring Yang Feng so much that he jumped back. When he realised what happened, he lowered his head in shame.

“Besides,” Lan Jue added, “I don’t think you can become a wise monarch just because you got your hands on a crappy sword.”

“Shh… please don’t say that, My Lord. You really dare to say anything when you came to the capital this time, you’re not even afraid if anyone hears…”

Lan Jue suddenly raised a hand to stop him.

A female attendant for Linghe Pool had just emerged from a corridor. She wore her hair in a high bun, and was covered in the uniform’s precious gold jewellery. Although she was only an attendant, the combined value of everything she wore could feed a dozen families in the lower city. Lan Jue’s eyes followed her footsteps —

She walked on the balls of her feet.

Apart from the postures used in some exotic dances, the only for this was —

Lan Jue abruptly stood and threw his cup straight at her. “Assassin!” he shouted.

The attendant moved at the same time.

She unexpectedly pulled a dagger from within her bun — it was shaped like a hair stick, and the part which was exposed outside the bun perfectly imitated decorative jewellery. The woman looked soft and dignified, but at this moment she was more like a rearing viper. Sunlight glinted off the dagger as she pounced on the Grand Princess who was still on her throne.

Lan Jue had thrown his cup but the female assassin moved so fast that she dodged it.

In her desperation, the Grand Princess pushed out the youth in her arms to meet the assassin’s sharp blade. Warm blood splashed onto the nobles in the first row, and they started shouting one after another.

“Quick, quick, catch the assassin!”

“Guards, guards!”

The young men cried, but they couldn’t not stand in front of the Grand Princess. The assassin had missed her target and pulled out her dagger, but in the next second, she was pulled backwards by her hair.

The dignified Lord of Western Tang wasn’t one to show decorum in critical moments. Pulling on her hair, he threw her to the ground where she impacted with a thud. Around them, more female attendants pulled out daggers.

They turned, half went to deal with Lan Jue while the other half rushed around to create chaos as the nobles scrambled from their seats like panicked ducks.

“My Lord–” Yang Feng reached towards his waist, only for Lan Jue to glare at him until he stopped trying to pull out his weapon. He forgot, he had handed in his sword at the door earlier. If he pulled out his hidden weapons now, he might just be taken as an accomplice to the assassins.

The assassins used underhanded methods completely different from Lan Jue’s battle-tested martial arts, and moved as if they were floating. In addition, the nobles on the scene were in a chaotic panic, so all his movements were restrained.

The grounds were a mess, the walls were splattered with blood. The young men around the Grand Princess had suffered heavy casualties. Everyone present were all noblemen, so in order to reduce any disturbance to them, the guards were all patrolling outside.

Who knew which link had failed to allow so many assassins inside disguised as attendants. The assassins were also extremely skilled, there was no time to dispatch anyone here; the only one on the scene with any fighting power was Lan Jue, but he was facing a dozen expert assassins on his own and there was a Grand Princess behind him making trouble. It was inevitable for him to be at a disadvantage.

One assassin jumped onto a chair behind Lan Jue and raised her blade high. Then, in the midst of the chaos, Chu Xiang charged out from the corner where he was hidden and kicked the chair out just in time. The assassin, originally in a very graceful posture, suddenly collapsed into a heap.

Lan Jue turned around and broke the assassin’s spine with a stomp, though his gaze drifted towards the side — the person who took action was a weak young man, but it had been timed perfectly. Except for Lan Jue himself whose life was the one at risk, perhaps no one else had noticed that he was the one who jumped out and kicked the chair away.

When did the capital have someone as interesting as this?

Some assassins in the crowd leapt at Chu Xiang, pulling forcefully at his sleeve. A captain, unable to beat a dancer? Chu Xiang smiled bitterly. A blade flashed past his cheek to cut off a lock of his hair, causing him to break out in a cold sweat.

His dodges were quite awkward — he could still predict the assassins’ movements and discern their weaknesses, but… his body couldn’t keep up. The assassins gritted their teeth and split off two of their number to deal with Chu Xiang who was making trouble. Although this couldn’t compare with the dozens that Lan Jue faced, it was still two expert assassins facing a weakling…

Then something whistled through the air and a long dagger snatched from an assassin’s hand pierced through the neck of one of the assassins in front of him. Not far away, although Lan Jue had his back to him, he had thrown the dagger behind him blindly — in the 28th century’s gaming circles, this would be called ‘using cheats’.

Chu Xiang rushed up, pulled out the dagger, and flicked it without hesitation. Using inertia, he pressed his entire weight against the other assassin, then stabbed her through her left shoulder and ripped her open to her lower right ribs. Crimson blood gushed out, staining his sleeves bright red.

Guards finally arrived to surround the assassins. The Iron-Clad Guards were slightly better, they were at least faster than them. When the imperial family’s elite guards arrived, they immediately took over from Lan Jue and engaged the assassins in close combat.

Seeing that things were going poorly, the assassins began to take their own lives.

“Catch them alive!” the guard-captain shouted.

Lan Jue’s brows jumped slightly, he quickly weighed his options and came to a decision. As such, his outstretched hand was a step too slow to prevent the last assassin from committing suicide, and a corpse fell at his feet with a thump.

He smiled coldly at the guard-captain.

Since the capital’s nobles refuse to save my people, then…

The guard-captain was visibly livid, but he could say nothing to the Lord of Western Tang.

It took a long while for the chaos to subside. The Grand Princess resumed her elegant sitting posture, while the Iron-Clad Guards carried away the dead young man beside her.

Then she stroked the box, whereupon her expression changed drastically.

“Longque, where is Longque?”

The gorgeous box was empty.


Author:
In fact, I’ve always wanted to complain about one thing — there’s been this setting for a long time that getting a super weapon can conquer the world. So the question is, how can a weapon help you conquer the world, especially in non-cultivation settings? In cultivation/xianxia we can excuse it by saying there’s a super strong spirit inside the weapon, the type that can upgrade, but how does it work in a normal world???

The Grand Princess is based on some women from the Tang dynasty.

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Conqueror Chapter 20

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Xiang Bo originally wanted to make a more thorough plan, but he couldn’t care about it so much right now.

He thought that since he was, after all, Xiang Yu’s blood-related uncle, and had made significant contributions, he could get away with it as long as he steadfastly refused to admit anything even if others slandered him.

This wasn’t the case for Zifang.

He had witnessed the killing intent Xiang Yu had shown at the banquet — if that scheming, deceitful Lü Bu hadn’t suddenly got some bad idea and stopped him, Xiang Bo wouldn’t have dared to protest to his face.

Since he understood very well the cruelty Xiang Yu held towards his enemies, how could he sit back and allow Zifang to stay?

When he thought of Zifang’s kindness in saving his life that year, Xiang Bo became even more determined.

He hardened his heart and decided not to hesitate anymore. As the saying went, it was better to act than to dawdle, so he chose a time when Xiang Yu had summoned all his ministers and the guards were most lax.

In order to avoid attracting attention, he only brought twenty men with him to the prison.

After descending into the prison and coming face to face with the greedy jailers, he only needed to give a pointed look for the soldiers behind him to understand. When the jailers bent to salute, the soldiers killed them all neatly and took out the keys from the corpses.

Although Zhang Liang was meditating in his cell with his eyes closed, he could not have missed these movements. Upon opening his eyes, he saw Xiang Bo, whom he had seen just the day before, nervously unlocking his cell door. “Zifang, are you well?” he asked hurriedly.

“Xiang-xiong, you are…” Zhang Liang started, surprised.

“King Xiang has a violent temper and already has murderous intentions toward you,” Xiang Bo explained quickly as the heavy lock finally opened. “Even if I’m risking my life, I can’t see Zifang being threatened again… the door’s open, dear brother, follow me!”

Things happened too quickly even for someone as resourceful as Zhang Liang to react. He could only forcibly suppress his unease as Xiang Bo pulled him out of the cell, put on a Chu soldier’s uniform over his prison clothes, and mixed him into his personal entourage to leave the prison. There was no time for him to come up with any better suggestions.

This was the first time Xiang Bo had directly violated Xiang Yu’s wishes and committed treason with no decent explanation except for ‘repaying a life debt’, so one could imagine the tension in his heart.

The group walked out of the prison as if nothing had happened and headed towards the palace gates.

Although Xiang Bo wasn’t as close to Xiang Yu recently as he was in the past, he was still the respected Minister of the Left who had been deeply trusted for many years; thus, while the Chu soldiers who saw him and his entourage walk quickly towards the palace gates with serious faces had doubts in their hearts, no one dared to go up and ask.

And because Xiang Bo usually gave people a friendly and easy-going impression, his unusually sullen expression also attracted the soldiers’ attention, so they had no time to pay attention to the unfamiliar face in his entourage, nor to the man’s out-of-sync gait.

Xiang Bo was tense throughout, and with the sun high overhead in addition to the hot weather, his military uniform was soon soaked with sweat.

He didn’t speak. Zhang Liang was still digesting the sudden changes and was similarly silent.

After all, he had been held imprisoned for half a month. Even if his spirit wasn’t much depressed, he still struggled to walk in step with the soldiers around him as he tried to adapt to the dazzling sunlight outside. 

For this group of people who were well aware of the seriousness of what they had just done, this familiar journey seemed to take an extremely long time until, eventually, the least guarded South Gate finally came into view.

As soon as he saw the familiar palace gate, Xiang Bo — who had been anxious the entire time — immediately relaxed, forced his lips into a smile, then turned to look at Zhang Liang behind him. “Zi–”

Before he could finish the name, everyone heard the sound of something sharp piercing through the air. At the same time, a slender shadow appeared out of nowhere and flew dangerously close, barely brushing against the cheek of Xiang Bo who had just turned his head.

And after it scratched his sweaty skin and caused a thread of blood to spill down his face, the slender shadow which carried the strength of thousands yet moved at tremendous speed continued to flash by everyone’s eyes.

–Like lightning piercing clouds, like fire sparking against rocks.

It wasn’t until it embedded into a solid brick an inch away from the tip of Xiang Bo’s boot that it finally stopped.

This was also the moment that everyone saw its true form.

It was an ordinary arrow used by the Chu army, but its arrowhead was now completely buried in the clay brick, and the wisps of white smoke it stirred up hadn’t yet dissipated.

Such an accurate arrow, such an arrogant warning, they went from uneasy straight to frightened out of their wits.

They’d been found!!!

Xiang Bo felt as if he had been hit in the head with a sledgehammer. His mind buzzed, and he was soon covered in a new layer of sweat.

One moment things were going smoothly and they were on the verge of success, but a threatening arrow blocked them the next. The feeling of despair brought by the extreme ups and downs was hard for anyone to bear, let alone for someone like Xiang Bo whose life had always gone according to his whims.

He couldn’t have cared less about his companion at this moment. Like a rabid dog, he twisted his body this way and that, trying to find the person who shot the arrow. “Who is it?! Who!!!” he yelled.

“Up here,” someone drawled, followed by a playful whistle. The nonchalant voice was in stark contrast to how fierce the arrow was just now, still fresh in Xiang Bo’s memory, and at a noticeable distance. “Your grandpa Fengxian is here.”

Xiang Bo gasped, jerked around, and looked up towards the source of the voice!

The tall Chu general who sat on the eaves of a palace roof one hundred and fifty paces away, with his legs propped up leisurely and a face filled with contempt, wasn’t it Lü Bu whom Xiang Bo hated deeply?!

Holding a bow and humming an unknown tune, he took another arrow from the quiver and unhurriedly nocked it.

“Impossible!” Xiang Bo blurted out as his eyes widened into saucers.

When talking about talented marksmen, the first one who came to mind was Yang Youji from the previous dynasty.

The tale of Yang Youji accurately shooting down willow leaves from a hundred paces away spread far and wide, fascinating soldiers everywhere.

He had once witnessed Lü Bu smashing the King of Chu’s head open with a broken guqin without a blink; he had also witnessed Lü Bu, alone, killing over sixty professional guards with a sword he had picked up off the ground in less than the time it took to brew a cup of tea. In addition, he had inspected the dismembered bodies of Liu Bang’s most trusted officers, including Fan Kuai, who was hailed as the best warrior standing beside Liu Bang.

But he never dared to imagine even in his dreams that there was someone so blessed with talent that he could not only use longswords, but also hid an archery skill that could rival Yang Youji and not show his edge until today!

How could he dare to believe it, how could he be willing to believe it?

When Lü Bu heard Xiang Bo’s remark, he wasn’t annoyed at all. He even raised his eyebrows and lifted the corners of his lips into a smile. “Oh?”

If he knew what Xiang Bo was thinking, he would definitely feel that the man was being unreasonable, maybe even incomprehensible.

How could this be called hiding it? It was just that there hadn’t been an opportunity to show it.

Moreover, he was under someone else’s roof — if he could do one thing less then he would do one thing less, he wasn’t so idle as to show off any special skills. He had learned from his own actions towards Gao Fuyi the true meaning behind the phrase ‘the capable work hard’.

To be honest, he had only placed himself under Xiang Yu to kill Liu Bang, he didn’t really want to serve him for the rest of his life. It was more than enough to get a low officer’s rank so he could go kill Liu Bang, why should he bother working hard and exhausting himself just to get a few more servants?

Lü Bu didn’t bother defending himself against Xiang Bo’s roar of an accusation.

When he shot the tip of his halberd from more than a hundred paces away at Yuanmen,1Referring to an incident in the Romance whereby Lü Bu broke up a fight by betting that he could hit the left tip of his Sky Piercer halberd with an arrow shot from 150 paces away; he succeeded. See glossary for more details. this little brat still hadn’t been… had already been dead for hundreds of years.

Although he disliked this bow that he borrowed from Han Xin for being so fragile that he couldn’t use more than 60% of his strength for fear of breaking it, he could still use it.

His only response was to straighten his legs, raise his bow with another arrow nocked, and take aim at Xiang Bo who was still frozen in place. “Go!” he shouted.

A sharp arrow’s shadow similar to the one before flew out as fast as a comet, as cold as frost, and unceremoniously rushed straight to Xiang Bo once again!

Although Xiang Bo had his doubts, he understood it in his heart, so he was more or less prepared.

Even so, he still couldn’t dodge Lü Bu’s second shot!

When the whoosh came and Xiang Bo threw himself to the ground in a panic, yelping, Lü Bu only raised his eyebrow and muttered, “Too slow! He’s eaten so much until his head’s this big, but he’s still moving this slowly. Is he even older than that old man Fan Zeng?”

Compared to the swift-moving arrow, Xiang Bo’s reaction was indeed too slow.

When Xiang Bo, soaked in cold sweat, stood up again with the help of his entourage, he didn’t even have time to pat away the dirt stained on his clothes before stinging pain from his scalp made him suck in a deep breath.

Just like the first arrow which flew provocatively close to his cheek, this divine marksman’s second arrow seemed to have been aimed at his face but had only scraped his scalp.

The gash on his head wasn’t small. As drops of sweat flowed into it, the burning sensation forced a few tears from Xiang Bo’s eyes.

He clutched at his wound and, not daring to look at Lü Bu anymore, searched for the second arrow.

What scared him was that the second arrow had landed precisely one foot behind him with greater force than the first arrow, such that the clay bricks had cracks spider webbing throughout.

These two arrows had fenced him in to a space of two feet.

Xiang Bo’s soldiers, who had also witnessed this shocking scene, were too frightened to move.

Merely two simple arrows had driven him to this point, until he dared not take half a step forward.

He was in great pain, and knew that it would be the simplest thing in the world for Lü Bu to take his life with his superb marksmanship; however, for some reason, Lü Bu only kept playing tricks on him…

Xiang Bo didn’t know why, but it was impossible for Zhang Liang to not know.

He ignored Xiang Bo, who had now slumped to the ground after being teased by Lü Bu like a trapped beast. Now he raised his head and braved the sting of bright sunlight to look in the direction of Bashu.

Sighing softly, he closed his eyes and suppressed the reluctance in his heart. When his eyes opened again, there were only peace and indifference within.

There was only one reason why Lü Bu would shoot at Xiang Bo but not kill.

And that was…

Just as Lü Bu was weighing his quiver, wondering why that person hadn’t yet arrived, and thinking of whether he should shoot another arrow to scare Xiang Bo a bit, he caught sight of something at the corner of his eyes.

It’s done.

When he saw that the main character had arrived, he stood up leisurely, hung the bow back on his body, and neatly rolled off the roof.

Although it took some effort, he had scared the piss out of Xiang Bo and stuck him with the crime of helping an enemy prisoner escape. No matter what happened to Xiang Bo now, at least he had the joy of appreciating that guy’s miserable look with his own eyes.

Heheh, if Xiang Bo wants to blame anything, blame Xiang Yu’s bitchy attitude, Lü Bu thought. He tormented me like that, and even made me listen to those scholars blathering on for ages.

He had been so irritated. If he couldn’t take his grievances out on the brainless hegemon-king, he could at least take it out on a piss-poor traitor like Xiang Bo right?

Lü Bu retreated from the stage with great satisfaction.

And the people still at the scene were left with things so horrific that it might as well have come out of purgatory.

After Xiang Yu had received a report from Han Xin, he rushed here with a wooden face and the last embers of hope, only to catch the criminals red-handed.

The moment Xiang Bo saw that familiarly stalwart figure, he also understood everything.

He knelt at Xiang Yu’s feet, ashen-faced, trembling, knowing that he had no way of denying anything. Xiang Yu himself was expressionless and inscrutable.

“Uncle,” Xiang Yu finally said after a long silence. He didn’t invite Xiang Bo to get up. Instead, there was a trace of confusion clear to everyone as he asked softly, “…Why?”

The Xiang clan had splintered one by one, so in his younger years, he had lived in exile with his uncle Xiang Liang as they sought refuge all over the land, and he had grown into an exceedingly suspicious person.

Among the confidants of his army, he had doubted Fan Zeng, doubted Zhongli Mo, doubted Ying Bu, doubted Long Qie, and doubted many, many more.

The only person he had never doubted was his blood-related uncle, Xiang Bo.

But it was his most beloved uncle who had betrayed him. The evidence was conclusive and without doubt.

Xiang Bo, faced with this simple question, finally felt a bit of shame and regret amidst his overwhelming fear.

But at this moment, even he himself didn’t understand why he was so obsessed with his life-and-death friend and the in-laws of whom he had hardly seen a shadow, to the point that he had completely betrayed his nephew who relied on him the most…


Translator:
That’s all the free chapters of Unparalleled Conqueror, this novel translation is officially dropped. Next up is National Teacher Returns at Warp Speed, I’ll be translating 22 chapters. There are two chapters up as of this post.

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    Referring to an incident in the Romance whereby Lü Bu broke up a fight by betting that he could hit the left tip of his Sky Piercer halberd with an arrow shot from 150 paces away; he succeeded. See glossary for more details.

Chapter 2: Evil Star

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Evil star.

People liked to hear and tell stories. When they spoke of it, they might not even know themselves what an evil star was; people shouted that the evil star was coming when a big meteorite fell in the south a month ago, and today this girl also called him an evil star.

The Iron-Clad Guards, who were under the emperor’s direct control, set out from their outpost, went through all four districts of the capital’s lower city, and took away dozens of men and women, children and elderly. Amidst their howling protests, the guard-captain drew his sabre, laid it against an old man’s wrinkled neck, and announced loudly, “His Majesty is about to preside over the Spring Festival, yet you talk of evil omens to confuse the public with wicked words. You should be punished according to the law!”

The blade rose, light flashed, and blood far more red than the frostbitten spring peaches outside the city splashed out. The crowd of onlookers shrank away, leaving only the victim’s relatives to let out silent cries as they crawled on the ground.

These were the emperor’s Iron-Clad Guards. They had the power to kill people in the streets and no one dared to stop them.

A trial? Was a pariah worthy of mobilising the justice department?

The fourth month was a time when the nobles held flower viewings in celebration of the Spring Festival. The flowers bloomed around this time and the weather typically wasn’t too hot to bear, therefore the current emperor, since ascending the throne a decade ago, took the lead in hosting flower viewings, banquets, and the like, and it had long since become a tradition. Thus did the nobles default to using the fourth month as a time for socialising — aristocratic young men played elegant games while drinking and composing poetry or went on spring hunts, while aristocratic young ladies wore their new clothes, admired each other’s embroidery, collected some of the many blossoms which fell to the ground, and went on leisurely outings on lakes.

From this came countless marriages among the nobles.

Not long afterwards, the street was once again spotless.

The premier spring banquet, exceedingly popular among nobles, was held at Linghe Pool which was also the residence of the Grand Princess. Princess Qinghe was the emperor’s younger twin sister, and everyone knew that she handled most of the government affairs while the emperor spent all his time in the inner palace.1The imperial harem  As a result, at every spring banquet season, so many noble guests in their gorgeous scented carriages lined up outside her door that they resembled long dragons winding through the streets.

Among these people were two outliers who rode tall, black horses. It wasn’t that the horses weren’t noble enough, but that when compared with everyone else who were all in their luxurious carriages, just riding a horse made them look very humble indeed.

Although one of the two sitting atop the horse wore a magnificent robe in aristocratic style, he frowned often and seemed to feel uncomfortable. People who passed by them also frowned, and even the servants of the nobles whispered to each other.

“They’re really…” they said hesitantly, then, “What a pity that they’re barbarians.”2蛮夷, specifically meaning ethnic minorities not living in the central Chinese plains

The handsome man on horseback turned a deaf ear, however his attendant glared at the gossiping servants and whispered to his lord, “My Lord, this is the first Spring Banquet held since the mourning period for the empress dowager ended and the emperor ordered all the princes to return to the capital. I said earlier that you would definitely get targeted if you come just like this…”

The man whom he called lord gave him a sideways glance. “In their eyes, I, Lan Jue, am only a representative for country bumpkin barbarians even if I come covered head to toe in gold. Didn’t you know this from the start?” he said casually.

Even though he was the king’s personal bodyguard, Yang Feng was still struck by this glance which made his heart beat wildly. When they first entered the capital, it was this look which attracted the obsession of countless young ladies, but unfortunately, as soon as they learned of his identity, they all dispersed.

Just as they were talking, a rather fat old man disembarked from his carriage and spoke to another middle-aged man. “I heard that several princes of marriageable age have come this year, do you have any suitable candidates?”

“In short, it’s fine as long as it’s not the Lord of Western Tang. It’s such a pity too, I heard that the boy is very handsome and has quite the elegant name, but he’s descended from a guilty minister and his fiefdom is so far away…”

Halfway through his words, he saw the person in question riding past with reins in his hands and looking at them with a bright grin.

Lan Jue, Lord of Western Tang. Originally, the entire Tang territory belonged to the Lan family, but due to a variety of reasons it was divided into two. This Lord of Western Tang didn’t have a good life. All kinds of bandits and foreigners wandered around his land’s borders and skirmishes constantly broke out, so as soon as the teenage Lan Jue could ride a warhorse, he began leading troops into battle. When he stood next to the other nobles, there was no way to hide his bloody aura; no matter how harmless he looked, the nobles all felt that his smiles hid knives.

And the outrageous thing was — he had only one servant following him? Wasn’t that for easier eavesdropping!

The female attendant in charge of welcoming guests to Linghe Pool secretly glanced over, and her heart rate accelerated sharply upon catching sight of Lan Jue’s smile. However, after she recognised the jade plate3Technically more accurate to call it a jade plaque, but plaque makes me think of dental plaque on his waist, she also clicked her tongue in disappointment.

Talking behind someone’s back was one thing, talking about them to their face was quite another. Although the two were nobles, their titles couldn’t match the lord of a principality,4国主: lit. master or owner of the country so they hurriedly backed away and let Lan Jue’s duo go first.

Yang Feng, angrily following his lord, couldn’t help saying, “Wars and refugees are everywhere yet the emperor is holding a banquet, is it just for these rice buckets to wag their tongues! Their daughters aren’t worthy of you!”

Lan Jue glanced there indifferently, then turned back. “If it weren’t for the famine and us truly needing food relief, do you think I would really be willing to travel thousands of miles to bring an unfamiliar woman home?”

This path was a last resort for Lan Jue, but unfortunately the current situation was that any daughters of the nobles who would be able to help him probably… really did look down on the position of his wife.

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The banquet didn’t have to announce its start. After the guests arrived, the female attendants brought out cakes and fruits. A maid stood behind each noble to serve them their drinks, but Lan Jue waved her away.

Alcohol in the capital was too weak, Lan Jue put it down after a single sip.

After a while, some young men in plain clothes came out and began reciting poetry.

Lan Jue glanced at them, then called over an attendant and asked, “What’s going on over there?”

The attendant was stunned for a moment at his choice of words before she realised that he was talking about the people who were reciting poems. “Those are guests of various families,” she answered, “My Lord isn’t usually in the capital, you probably don’t know that recently there’s a trend for noble families to host a few luminaries, even the imperial family’s Donglang Pavilion and Cardinal Academy also have a few literati staying as guests. You weren’t present for the Spring Banquet last year, the literary debate then was particularly exciting and the Grand Princess personally selected four of them and called them the capital’s Four Young Masters.”

After listening silently for a while, Lan Jue commented, “Obscene words and lyrics.”

The attendant who was explaining to him was surprised again, then quietly retreated. No wonder everyone said the Lord of Western Tang only appeared as elegant as the moon, but was actually a bumpkin coming into the city.

Yang Feng was even more direct. “Not one of them can fight,” he said.

“Have you heard? Last night Chu Xiang had a poetry competition with that newly promoted Han Feng at Qianli Lake and lost, then he jumped into the lake!”

“Young Master Chu, from the Four Young Masters?”

“Yes, so now, who will the Grand Princess choose to replace him?”

As Lan Jue listened to the scholars, the corners of his mouth twitched and revealed an indifferent smile.

“Villagers in the countryside do everything to live another day, but nobles in the city jump into a lake just because they wrote a bad poem,” he chuckled under his breath. “How elegant, how boring.”

* * *

However, Chu Xiang, who had ‘jumped into the lake’, was currently wrapped in a white sheet at an inn and thinking about life.

The girl called herself Erni. She was a girl born into a poor family, so it was already pretty good that she wasn’t simply called ‘Er’.5‘Er’ as in two (二), ‘ni’ as in maid (妮). People were pretty shit to girls back then.  Chu Xiang gave her a jade button and asked her to help him pawn it, then buy him some new clothes and medicine to prevent colds, and she could then keep whatever was left as a reward. The girl burst into joy on the spot, and the evil star became a good omen to her.

Chu Xiang sat by the window. The street outside was very lively, with an ‘even if the world ends tomorrow we still have to live today’ kind of energy, it was completely different from the boundless universe he saw outside his Captain’s Quarters.

He carefully recalled his memories. He had spent so long in the 28th century that he forgot most things from this world, who knew if it was still the same as when he ‘died’ — right, how did he die again?

He couldn’t reach Longque’s control panel, he couldn’t hear the central AI in his ears, it truly did make him feel very lonely. Chu Xiang flipped through the memories which had only been gathering dust for many years and vaguely remembered…

It seemed that he attended some kind of banquet, drank too much, and then someone threw him off a bridge into a lake?

The Chu Xiang of this world was born in the snowy plains of the north, so naturally he had no swimming skills. A frail scholar was thrown into a lake while drunk — if the magical time travel hadn’t happened, he would be a corpse floating in the lake right now.

Longque Chu Xiang’s hand shook slightly. Oh Longque, I’m afraid you’ve already turned into stardust.

It wasn’t too bad. In this way, when his old comrades mentioned Chu Xiang’s name, they would think of his glorious closing ceremony, go to his grave in the Martyrs’ Cemetery to pay homage, raise their glasses to him, and say, “Congratulations, you died a brilliant death.”

And when millions of years passed, his stardust would create a new star.

Thinking of this, a smile crept into his eyes.

So the question came: the Chu Xiang of this world hadn’t yet reached adulthood, what should he do next?

He vaguely remembered that this place was similar but not identical to China in the 28th century. There had already been signs before he had travelled through time that the world was going to be turbulent. The vassal states were growing stronger, each raising troops and buying horses, while the emperor was a figurehead who indulged himself with his harem. Perhaps he also knew that his days as emperor were numbered, so he just enjoyed himself in the time he had left. Meanwhile, nobles in the capital held banquets and dances, living their luxurious lives with no thought of the future.

Literati gathered in Tianyan, the imperial capital, because elegant music and poetry were popular among the nobles there; even someone from a commoner’s background could become a celebrity overnight if they wrote a popular verse.

Sighing, Chu Xiang reflected that if it weren’t for his rebirth, he would also be like that.

…Now, without a spaceship, he felt too uncomfortable!

Moreover, he had no clue who targeted him! But he couldn’t just forget it either — although Chu Xiang didn’t necessarily want to retaliate, what if they tried again? Chu Xiang really couldn’t remember these grudges from over a decade ago, but he was still worried, so he needed to investigate a bit.

After waiting for more than four hours, when Chu Xiang was starting to suspect that Erni ran with the money, the little girl finally came back.

“Why did you take so long?” He handed her a cup of tea which the sweaty little girl drank in a single gulp.

“There were so many nobles and the streets were filled with guards, I heard that it’s because a big lord is hosting a banquet.” Erni didn’t mention that she had almost been beaten out of the city because they mistook her for a refugee. She handed him a bag of clothes, and said, “No one was at the apothecary, I bought a piece of ginger. I can make ginger syrup, you should be fine after drinking it.”

Chu Xiang thanked her, then found that the girl’s aesthetics were quite good. He held a light blue robe embellished with silver embroidery thread, which were more in line with his current tastes than the white mourning-style clothes ‘he’ originally wore.

It’s just that he wasn’t used to wearing long robes with long sleeves.

“Here, your money!”

“Don’t, I said that it’s for you, you go buy yourself a few pretty dresses,” Chu Xiang smiled.

Erni shook her head. “No way, if I’m too pretty, I’d have to marry someone as their concubine.”

Chu Xiang was speechless for a moment. Erni persistently stuffed the money to him, saying that she had already bought a bag of candy to eat and that was enough.

After a moment of silence, she suddenly spoke. “Evil Star, aren’t you going to the big lord’s banquet?”

Chu Xiang chuckled in surprise, wondering why he was suddenly stuck with the label of evil star.

However, when the girl brought up the banquet, Chu Xiang’s faded memories did offer something — the Chu Xiang of the past did often attend banquets, and seemed to have been called something fourth young master by the Grand Princess… Right, if he remembered correctly, today was the Spring Banquet held at the Grand Princess’ residence!

!!!

Chu Xiang abruptly jumped up. Although time travel was an extraordinary thing, since he had travelled back and got a new life, it would be too much of a pity to be dragged out and executed the next day just for not attending the Spring Banquet. Since the Grand Princes pointed him out, he should at least show his face there — this was a world where lese-majesty was a punishable crime.

However, just as he reached the door, Captain Chu suddenly had a headache when he realised that poetry and songs were all out of his reach now, because if he opened his mouth the only thing to come out would be 4D space-time battle tactics.


Translator:
It’s a headache and a half to work out how to translate 国 (guó, kingdom) when it’s referring to a territory under the overall rule of an emperor, since kingdom implies a king as its sole monarch. I’ve given up and gone for principality — usually used for a state with a monarch using the title of prince or princess, e.g. Liechtenstein — but if anyone has a better idea please comment.

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    The imperial harem 
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    蛮夷, specifically meaning ethnic minorities not living in the central Chinese plains
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    Technically more accurate to call it a jade plaque, but plaque makes me think of dental plaque
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    国主: lit. master or owner of the country
  • 5
    ‘Er’ as in two (二), ‘ni’ as in maid (妮). People were pretty shit to girls back then. 

Conqueror Chapter 19

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In fact, the ministers led by Fan Zeng had brought up similar words to Xiang Yu more than once.

But there were three reasons why they had never been heeded. First, when Fan Zeng offered advice, he explained things clearly but didn’t take Xiang Yu’s temper into account — his every word was carefully considered before he spoke, thus the lecture dragged on and Xiang Yu became drowsy, so of course he would have little enthusiasm. Secondly, many soldiers in the Chu army led by Xiang Yu were indeed from ancestral Chu lands and had been away for many years, which brought about a strong longing for their hometowns. If they were forced to stay here, they would likely face a sharp decline in morale. And lastly, there was Xiang Bo meddling around with his ulterior motives, as well as Chen Ping who knew what was going on but pretended to be confused and let things go as they pleased…

The situation was completely different with Lü Bu.

When he saw the brainless hegemon-king’s stupid behaviour, he treated it as if he were watching his younger self who had been reckless and took many needless detours in life, so he could naturally understand the man’s thoughts.

Only then could his particular combination of praise, encouragement, and suggestions hit the mark. It seemed all over the place, but it scratched the itch in Xiang Yu’s heart that no one had reached before and lit up the confused hegemon-king’s mind.

With this important event before him, Xiang Yu completely forgot the troubles caused by his uncle Xiang Bo’s suspicious behaviour.

Since he made up his mind, he wanted to get it done right away.

As he watched an impatient Xiang Yu disappear into the dust kicked up by Dapple’s hooves…

Lü Bu, who had always been very courageous and fearlessly moved forward, actually had goosebumps on his back for the first time in his life.

Damn, would Xiang Yu want him to discuss things with those chittering scholars and ‘persuade’ them soon?

Thinking up to here, he broke out in cold sweat.

Frozen in place, Lü Bu hesitated for a long, painful time between ‘just rub oil on your feet and run now, don’t bother with these troublesome things’ and ‘don’t waste your previous effort, go back and deal with it as it comes’, then finally chose the latter with reluctance.

He just didn’t believe that if he refused to speak, there would be people in the world who could force him to open his mouth.

It was entirely the fault of that brainless hegemon-king. He worked hard for more than half a month for the sake of taking revenge on Liu Bang, but before his revenge was taken, his troubles increased instead!

After secretly cursing at Xiang Yu a few times under his breath, Lü Bu let out a sharp whistle, summoning Jade Lion who was still wandering nearby, and leapt onto its back with a sullen face.

He really hoped that Xiang Yu wasn’t stupid enough to make him engage in a verbal battle with those Confucian scholars. If he was… then none of them would be able to survive under his sword.

Jade Lion, who had already recovered, was completely unaware of its new master’s worries. It let out a cheerful whinny, then lifted its hooves and galloped forth.

Although Jade Lion was no match for Dapple, who was unique in the world, it was still an uncommonly good horse who could travel like the wind.

He still kept his sullen face even as, before he knew it, he arrived at the gates of Xianyang.

Jade Lion carried its new — depressed — master proudly as it shuttled through the streets as if very familiar with the way, and they soon reached the Qin Palace.

At this time, there was hardly anyone in the Chu army who couldn’t recognise the man who had somehow won King Xiang’s trust. Seeing that the man approaching was Lü Bu who had accompanied King Xiang out before and now returned, they even skipped the step of requesting identification and directly opened the palace gate to let him in.

Lü Bu’s journey was unimpeded all the way. He quickly arrived at the palace which had been temporarily renovated and designated for administrative meetings and, dismounting, walked inside stiffly.

As he expected, he saw that the hall was filled with people, all of them wearing high crowns and long robes with long sleeves that were obviously difficult to move around in.

Lü Bu was the last to arrive, and his figure was completely different from an ordinary scholar’s typical leanness. He was tall and mighty, not much different from Xiang Yu, but what surprised the ministers the most was that apart from Xiang Bo, who was a blood relative, Lü Bu was the only person in the tent who had repeatedly caused Xiang Yu to change his decisions.

Xiang Yu sat indifferently in the main seat. Upon catching sight of Lü Bu’s entry, he nodded slightly. Han Xin, the sentry standing behind him, immediately understood and led his virtuous brother to the position that originally belonged only to the Minister of the Left, Xiang Bo.

Lü Bu sneaked a look around and found no trace of Xiang Bo. He raised his eyebrows at this, but otherwise didn’t react much.

As soon as Han Xin led him to his seat, he boldly sat down.

Many ministers sitting below frowned at his unruly posture and the way he had no intention of politely rejecting the seat a few times before he sat.

However, Xiang Yu himself up on the main seat obviously loved Lü Bu’s talent so much that he showed not the slightest indication of reprimanding Lü Bu even though he acted so arrogantly right under his nose.

Perhaps it was to calm the jealousy in everyone’s hearts that Xiang Yu, who had always cherished his words like gold, actually gave a few instructions to the servants and after a short while, snacks were delivered to these people who hadn’t yet had lunch and were getting a little hungry.

While they felt flattered and thanked King Xiang for the food, Han Xin had a more complicated look on his face.

His eyes involuntarily fell on the snacks in front of his virtuous brother, which were in a pile three times the size of others’.

The meat slices, which were made particularly attractive by the steaming hot sauce covering them, also looked extremely familiar… There were hardly any differences between it and the dried meat that he had secretly hidden for Lü Bu during the banquet earlier and which he had then carefreely gulped down.

Han Xin had a thought.

If he guessed correctly, everyone here should have benefited from the fact that his brother was hungry last time and made King Xiang worry about him.

Lü Bu, not nearly as attentive as Han Xin, went straight to eating it all, and in the blink of an eye he had eaten up the triple servings of meat.

And there was another, more important reason why he could eat with peace of mind — Xiang Yu had summoned him to this court meeting, but he had no intention of letting him argue with his ministers.

Since Xiang Yu decided to relocate the Chu capital to Xianyang, he had to resettle his soldiers.

Those who were willing to stay would be given certain official positions, and those who were unwilling would be given certain rewards. They could make their decisions with confidence.

In fact, what surprised Xiang Yu was that the Chu soldiers whom he thought to be homesick and eager to return only accounted for a very small proportion of the 400,000 man army.

Most of the remaining were soldiers from other kingdoms who were later incorporated into Xiang Yu’s army, whose family members were already separated and lost, or otherwise had nowhere to return to; or they were from Chu, but were unwilling to be content with going home to an ordinary life with an ordinary wife. They wanted to follow the powerful Xiang Yu and take advantage of the world’s chaos to win more fame and wealth, and didn’t mind suffering hardship.

For the scholars who desired to stand out from the masses, following an overlord who had the qualifications to be a king, had ambition, and could make rational, beneficial decisions was of course better than serving someone who decided on a whim to go home in order to show off.

Anyone who wasn’t blind could see that Pengcheng held no advantages when compared to Guanzhong. To abandon the fertile fields of Guanzhong in favour of returning east to Pengcheng was like handing over a gift from the heavens, or like something a child would do.

They were naturally happy to see King Xiang stop being so stubborn and realise that he should bring order to the chaos, so how could they object?

Even the few dissenters were only worried that it may be too difficult to win over the common people.

Xiang Yu listened to the heated discussion below with an expressionless face, nodding from time to time to show his agreement.

He had only called Lü Bu here to let everyone know who this should be credited to, so he specially arranged for him to sit at the table where the Minister of the Left Xiang Bo usually sat.

If it had been anyone else facing King Xiang’s tender care, they would have already been moved to tears and vowed to serve him until death.

As for Lü Bu… he was just glad to have escaped without incident and, for the sake of the meat not tasting too bad, decided to scold the brainless king a little less.

Fan Zeng was very pleased with Xiang Yu, who had always been hard-headed yet quietly changed his mind this time and made a wise decision. At the same time, he admired and felt affection for Lü Bu.

He was intelligent, brave, and could even persuade King Xiang at his most stubborn. In addition, the man cared for neither fame nor fortune, but only stayed loyally at his king’s side…

It could only be said to be good fortune gifted to the hegemon-king by heaven.

As the leader of King Xiang’s ministers, Fan Zeng was the one who would implement specific arrangements after the overall strategy was determined.

He had fully learned his lesson from the events of Hangu Pass, when Xiang Yu, despite being furious at Liu Bang, impulsively changed his mind on attacking many times. In order to prevent this from happening again, he wasn’t even willing to wait until the next day to arrive before he gave orders to the servants around him one after another.

Once Lü Bu had eaten and drank enough, he propped up his chin with one hand and lazily watched the excitement for a while, but soon felt bored.

Since the position of marshal would likely be given to Zhang Han, who was currently the King of Yong, then he should be able to ask for another post, right?

Seeing Fan Zeng, an old man with snow-white hair and beard, hard at work assigning duties, Lü Bu — fearing that he would be roped into taking care of administrative tasks — quickly found an excuse to scurry out of the hall.

As soon as Lü Bu opened his mouth, Xiang Yu, who had been daydreaming with a straight face, came back to his senses and glanced at him lightly.

It wasn’t hard for him to see that Lü Bu couldn’t sit still from his sullen expression and the way he kept changing his posture. He simply lifted his hand, not only following his wish, but also let his friend Han Xin go out with him.

Elsewhere, Xiang Bo had no way of knowing Xiang Yu’s sudden decision to relocate the capital to Xianyang.

He also had no idea that his act of bribing the jailers to take better care of Zhang Liang with treasure he received from Liu Bang had been exposed, and that with the unique markings the former Qin dynasty stamped on items in their treasury, even someone as slow as Xiang Yu could follow the clues and suspect that he had been in secret communication with Liu Bang for a long time.

His estimation of himself was very high, no less than that of Xiang Yu, and he had always believed that everything he did was for the sake of ‘righteousness’. Therefore, whether he was informing Zhang Liang of the Chu army’s movements, privately meeting with Liu Bang, accepting gifts from Han, or firmly supporting Liu Bang in front of Xiang Yu, without a thought as to if he was harming the Chu army’s interests… strangely, he had never felt guilt.

That day at the banquet, when he had to step forward to defend Zhang Liang yet received open provocation and humiliation from some nobody called Lü Bu, he had been incandescent with rage but knew that the power disparity between them was too large and he was no match for him, so he could only swallow his anger.

Just this already made him unable to bear it, but what shocked him even more was that Xiang Yu, who usually trusted and respected him greatly, actually acquiesced to Lü Bu’s rude attitude!

He was the patriarch of the Xiang clan! He had weathered many years of storms and did everything for the younger generation, but now he was treated like this — he felt full of resentment toward Xiang Yu.

Xiang Yu hadn’t invited him to the discussion. He was already disturbed by his status’ sudden drop in his nephew’s heart, and felt that his face had been hurt. How could he grovel and beg for peace?

His resentment towards Lü Bu and Xiang Yu deepened. Apart from visiting Zhang Liang in the prison, he mostly stayed in his palace residence, so he was a step late in receiving notice of what was going on outside.

The only thing that didn’t change was his determination to set Zhang Liang free. Xiang Yu’s mood was unpredictable and he could kill at the drop of a hat; for every day Zhang Liang stayed imprisoned, the danger to him increased.

The main army would set off back to Pengcheng after the land was divided — being in the capital of Chu would make it even more difficult to escape.

Xiang Bo tossed and turned, and in the end finally decided to ignore Zhang Liang’s objections during their earlier meeting and rescue him before doing anything else.


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Chapter 1: The Captain Who Fell From the Sky

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Early spring frost stained the flowers red. The weather in the capital was very strange this year — it should have warmed already, but the ladies selling ice-cold water looked upon the morning’s cold fog in astonishment and didn’t know whether they should go out into the streets.

Throughout the streets and alleyways, early morning vendors chatted quietly with each other:

“I heard people from uptown say that the days are abnormal, they’re afraid it’s a bad omen…”1妖星 (yāo xīng) is an astrological term for a collection of phenomena (e.g. comets) that portend disaster

“Who’d you hear this nonsense from–”

“Psh, it’s not nonsense, the astrologers at the Observatory calculated it…”

The guards who passed by occasionally scolded them for spreading evil rumours, but when they turned away, the guards also muttered to themselves, “Please don’t let there be a disaster…”

In the dim pre-dawn sky, there was an eye-catchingly bright red star hanging very close to the horizon, which indeed looked like it was about to fall onto the city. It so resembled the rumoured evil star that the stories gained momentum the farther it travelled, and eventually people came to believe that this year would experience a great disaster — Mars was shining brightly, chaos was on its way.

But no matter if it were troubled times or an evil star, it had little to do with the poor folk in the lower city who were perpetually on the verge of starvation, especially an extraneous little girl. A girl around ten years of age crawled out from a pile of hay where she had spent the night with her hair in disarray. She shook off bits of hay from her head and shivered from the chilly morning dew.

Taking advantage of the remaining darkness, she moved her reed-thin legs and scurried to the eastern district. Few people ever went there. In the lower city, on the outer edges of a peach grove, there was a lake; this lake wasn’t natural, it was dug artificially by an unknown wealthy family for their own enjoyment of the scenery. And the lake was filled to the brim with carp.

The girl snuck up to the lake and slipped into the water like an eel. The carp, raised by humans, had grown big and fat, and were unafraid of being caught. It took no time at all for her to catch enough to eat for three days. Although the area was privately owned, the owner seemed to rarely visit, so there were hardly any guards posted there except for the occasional evening banquet. To this little girl, the scenic lake was like the legendary seas that she heard about, and she relied on this lake to avoid the fate of being sold to the West Street butcher.

Huh?

The girl put her fish on the shore where they flopped and struggled, and when she turned around, she saw that the lake surface still had considerable ripples even after she left the water — could there be a huge fish?

She was torn, and finally couldn’t resist going back into the water. The child who had been hungry for a long time became greedy. Even if her catch was already enough to last her three full days, she still wanted to take a look at the bigger fish, even if it was just a glance…

However, before she could go any deeper than chest-high water, there was a plop

The girl almost choked on water as she flailed, scared out of her wits. Something in the water had grabbed at her ankle — it felt like a human hand!

The ice-cold hand gripped her leg. Before she could react, the water shook violently and something black and white emerged from the depths.

A water ghoul!

The little girl quickly ran through her life in her small mind, trying to think of whether she had done anything harmful to the world that would cause her to be targeted by ghouls and ghosts, as she used her entire body’s strength to retreat towards the shore. At this moment, the pair of pale hands had reached above her knees — oh, the water ghoul’s hands had clear joints and clean nails, they were quite pretty…

Her will to survive was very strong. She soon reached the shore, and with a loud splash, the ‘water ghoul’ also crawled out of the lake, let go of her legs, and coughed violently. Black hair draped wetly over its shoulders and the ends floated in all directions on the water, but it no longer looked anything like a water ghoul. After all, in no myth would a water ghoul have such clear eyes or handsome features.

He truly was a very beautiful man. It wasn’t that the girl hadn’t seen any young men from the upper city, but when compared to this person, those men wrapped in brocade cloth and mink furs couldn’t be called anything but ugly. Even if he was currently wet and miserable, an awe-inspiring aura still lingered around him.

He coughed for so long that someone might worry he would cough out his guts, but thankfully he only spit out a whole bunch of water before tiredly turning over to lay on his back in the shallows and letting out a long breath. His fine eyelashes curled up, catching hold of water droplets. The girl thought that this might be some kind of fairy who had absorbed all the essence of this lake into that single drop. His eyes rippled in reflection of the lake water.

The girl, staring blankly at him, subconsciously crouched next to him and poked his water-chilled face.

It was only then that he came back to his senses and said, “Thank you.”

He burst into laughter just as a white crane landed next to a willow tree. As the morning light shone onto the cold lake, his joy at surviving disaster wasn’t concealed in the least, but neither did it make him appear crass. On the contrary, it was the observer who was struck dumb for half a day, until he raised his hand and pinched the girl’s chin.

“Did I scare you?”

There was silence for three seconds.

Then the girl flinched back as if facing a ghost, rolled into the water with a yelp, and scrambled away. It was at this time that Mister Drowned Rat belatedly cursed to himself, very anachronistically — 

This fucking backwards feudal society. If I do that, the ancient people here will probably think I’m a hooligan…

* * *

The unfortunate drowned rat’s name was Chu Xiang.

There was no doubt that Chu Xiang had transmigrated, or perhaps the word ‘rebirthed’ was more accurate. As for what happened before that rebirth…

In 2953, during the 28th century of the Galactic calendar,2Yes the RAWS say 28th century for the 2900s, just go with it the Galactic Federation’s first-class mothership Longque was performing an escort mission in Sector Delta, under the command of Rear Admiral Chu Xiang.

Sector Delta was located very far away from Earth, so the Federation had little control over it. The area was filled with alien militaries, interstellar pirates, and planetless nomads beyond counting — as well as mineral veins which produced extremely rare ores used as industrial raw materials. If it weren’t for this, it would be impossible for a first-class military use mothership to be assigned to escorting merchant ships.

Sure enough, they encountered pirates, and what was even worse was that two separate pirate bands had set their eyes on the merchant ships. They nonetheless fought bravely. Longque and the pirates launched a three-way melee, and the spectacle of quantum missiles hitting their targets in the silent universe was as grand as a fireworks show.

However one group of pirates saw that they could not succeed as long as Longque was present, and they might even be annihilated in turn, so they simply went all in and released a black hole bomb — a xenotech weapon which created an artificial, temporary black hole to swallow everything in its path, equally harmful to oneself as well as the enemy.

Space suddenly became chaotic as gravity grabbed hold of every spaceship. At the last moment, in order to allow more people to escape safely and return home, the captain of the Longque, Chu Xiang, ordered everyone to abandon ship and board the merchant vessels, then he used kinetic energy generated by the self-destruction of the mothership’s core to send his comrades and the merchant ships out of the gravity well and of Sector Delta entirely.

At the moment the spaceship self-destructed around him, Chu Xiang admitted that he had acted impulsively, but he neither hesitated nor regretted it. From the very first moment that he flew into the starry sky, he had been prepared to turn into stardust, because that was one of the logical ends to a spaceship captain’s life.

* * *

But it was certain that crawling out of the water after all that, soaked through, was definitely not part of the plan.

It felt surreal as his soul fell from the stars to land on earth, but as wave after wave of cold water lapped against his cheeks, his sense of reality slowly recovered.

It felt like déjà vu.

Chu Xiang lay in the water. Although it was cold, the excitement of regaining his life warmed him. However, Chu Xiang had no strong reaction to his rebirth, because he held a secret —

He originally came from this world.

It was quite fantastical. At the beginning, after Chu Xiang fell into the water — he couldn’t swim at the time — he thought he would die with regrets just like that, but when he opened his eyes again, he had already arrived in the interstellar era of another Earth.

It took him many years to adapt to a new world and understand his incredible experiences the first time he transmigrated. Fortunately, nothing infants did in their first few years of life would be taken as unreasonable, so there, he had the opportunity to grow up again, reach adulthood, and truly become a human of the 28th century. He graduated from Starfleet Academy’s command track with impeccable grades, took flight above the stars, and then…

Then his death sent him back?

Did this thing give return tickets?

His eyes were still filled with the flames of explosions when he suddenly woke up underwater and almost suffocated to death. Thankfully, although the captain of Longque was a spaceship captain, he drowned to death in his previous life so he made sure to practise swimming in this life!

Thus, he struggled his way out of the water, and the prior scene happened.

He even confirmed, repeatedly, that this was his body from this world. Age, condition, and the location where he fell into the water were all correct. There was… a ridiculous sensation of going to another world to study and graduate, then returning to his hometown. If it weren’t for the fact that his swimming skills were brought back with him from the 28th century, he would suspect that the decades he lived as a spaceship captain were just a dream he had as he was dying.

As it was, the time spent flying among stars was engraved in his bones and blood, even rebirth wouldn’t be able to erase it.

With some strength coming back to him, Chu Xiang sat up again.

Like a Möbius strip, everything went back to where it started.

There was a skinny little girl squatting not far away. Chu Xiang looked at his saviour — without this girl, he might really have drowned. This wasn’t the body of a spaceship captain, after all; the Chu Xiang of this world was so pathetically weak that even a captain’s civilian secretary would be able to beat him up.

It was clear at a glance that the child was severely malnourished, with withered yellowing hair, an overly pointy little face, and a pair of big protruding eyes looking at him warily yet curiously.

Sighing, Chu Xiang waved her closer. “Don’t be scared, I want to thank you for saving me.”

“You…” the girl started saying, shivering, “you’re not a water ghoul, right?”

Tsk, feudal superstition.

Chu Xiang smiled and stretched out a hand. “It’s warm.”

Seeing that Chu Xiang’s movements were so natural, the girl pursed her lips, looking like she was thinking deeply. After a while she carefully stretched out her fingers and speedily tapped Chu Xiang’s palm. In the former captain’s eyes, it was like a trembling kitten testing the range of its claws.

Appearance was useful no matter the world, especially as the Chu Xiang of this world lacked exercise. If evaluated from the perspective of someone from the 28th century, he was a thin, weak, and sickly man, the kind who hardly saw any sunlight or wind.

The girl weighed their respective combat abilities, and came to a decisive conclusion: even if this beauty was a water ghoul, he wouldn’t be able to beat her.

So she plucked up her courage and moved closer, and couldn’t help tugging on Chu Xiang’s long hair. “Then where did you come from?”

“I fell from the sky,” Chu Xiang smiled.

The girl with little knowledge stared at his smiling face in a daze. Maybe it was because she was bewitched by beauty, or she really was so ignorant, that she actually nodded seriously. “Then are you the evil star? Wow, the evil star fell into the lake where I catch fish…”

Chu Xiang: “…”

From a water ghoul to an evil star, well, at least it was progress.


Translator:
I’ll be translating 22 chapters of this novel.

A note on 妖星 (yaoxing), which I’ve chosen to translate as evil star/bad omen: like all astrology terms, it has an abundance of connotations associated with it. To describe it very simply, it’s seen as one of the worst omens possible, the kind that leads to the downfall of dynasties. If someone is unlucky enough to be born on a day the 妖星 is strong, they’re seen as prone to disaster and bringing misfortune to everyone and everything they touch. 妖星 are often in the form of comets.

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    Yes the RAWS say 28th century for the 2900s, just go with it

Conqueror Chapter 18

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Xiang Yu waited quietly for his response. Lü Bu, who had two… no, four eyes steadily staring at him, managed to suppress his shock and forced his brain to move quickly.

Damn, why am I so unlucky? he mourned. Since travelling to three hundred years in the past, he had to constantly search his guts and rack his brains in order to safely pass his trials.

He had been doing well these few days, why did this brainless overlord throw him a hot potato again?

Lü Bu was full of grief and indignation — in this short month’s time, why did he have to use his brain so much?

The thought he put into Xiang Yu’s affairs almost surpassed the sum he spent in his entire life!

With a crisis imminent, his mind whirled even as his face remained steady. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck him like lightning, revealing everything to him.

His expression turned serious and his voice lowered as, instead of answering, he asked solemnly, “May I ask Your Excellency why you would abandon the fertile lands of Guanzhong in favour of returning to Pengcheng?”

As its name suggested, Guanzhong was a land surrounded by mountains with few paths through:1Guanzhong consists of the words 关中 (guān zhōng), which together literally means ‘within the [mountain] passes’ Hangu Pass in the east, Wu Pass in the south, Dasan Pass in the west, and Xiao Pass in the north. With such terrain, even someone who had no knowledge of the art of war could easily see that it was a precious land that was easy to defend and difficult to attack.

In terms of military facilities, the former Qin dynasty built a solid foundation here; in terms of leisure, one only needed to look at the magnificent palaces built during Qin Shi Huang’s time.

Then look at Chu’s capital city, Pengcheng. It was surrounded by plains on all sides, and there was nowhere to build defences. With Guanzhong as an example right there, how could it be suitable to be a capital for the hegemon-king?

Lü Bu had only pondered for a short while and already thought up several tactics on how to restrain and harass any defenders within the city, as well as weaknesses to attack.

Xiang Yu lightly closed his eyes. “After being away for so many years, all the soldiers of Chu must miss their hometowns,” he replied in a deep voice.

No matter how magnificent or luxurious this Qin Palace was, it had all been built on a pile of human flesh and bones. No one from the six former kingdoms didn’t hate the Qin to their bones, how could they bear to live here? How could these dead, lifeless things be worth it? It could never compare to the longing wanderers had for their hometown.

As long as they took the objects away and set the palaces ablaze, they could return home in style.

Xiang Yu’s demeanour was profound, and as he said this, his figure was elongated by the sun, making it even more radiant.

Unfortunately, the only one present — Lü Bu — didn’t believe a word of it.

Bullshit!

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly as he mentally slandered this brainless king who only knew how to say beautiful but useless things.

He might have believed it, if he hadn’t remembered a sentence in the history books — this man was the one who personally said, “If you do not return to your hometowns when you obtain wealth and honour, it would be as if you wore brocade at night. Who would know of it?”2Refers to the idiom 锦衣夜行; when Xiang Yu wanted to return to Pengcheng, he said the above with the implication of showing off his success and killed the advisor who tried to persuade him to stay in Xianyang. Paradoxically, it now has a more positive connotation instead, i.e. exhorting people to be vigilant and keep a low profile in the face of success …Bah! He was so smart, how could he ever be deceived by such flimsy words?

But having said that, Lü Bu — aware of the man’s little thoughts of showing off with his tail raised — also knew that this truth could not be spoken.

However, during the short moment when he was silent, the usually quite slow Xiang Yu noticed something and took the initiative to ask, “What is Fengxian thinking of?”
I’m thinking that you’re an idiot! Lü Bu cursed secretly in his heart, but with a mischievous grin on his lips, he said something that directly pierced Xiang Yu’s heart. “Is it because of the incident in Xin’an that Your Excellency refuses to stay?”

As soon as these words came out, Xiang Yu’s pupils instantly shrank!

Because of the uncontrollable threat of rebellion, the lack of supplies, and having few loyal soldiers on hand, he ordered two hundred thousand Qin soldiers to be killed and buried at Xin’an.

Although he had been forced to do so, the blood debts still laid on his shoulders. Not only did he bear the infamy of having killed countless men, making it hard to do many things, it also made it difficult for him to stay in the former capital of the Qin, where many here hated him to the bone.

Seeing Xiang Yu’s expression suddenly change but still remaining silent, Lü Bu knew that he had hit the mark and couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief.

…It was fortunate that he had always felt that Xiang Yu’s decisions were quite similar to that of his fledgling self, so he followed his own thoughts when he guessed, and he really got it right.

Upon confirming his conjecture, Lü Bu’s confidence completely returned. “Your Excellency conferred the title of King of Yong upon Zhang Han, was it in order to use Qin to rule Qin?” he asked.

“Not bad,” Xiang Yu said as he looked at Lü Bu with a complicated expression.

“The people of Qin hate Your Excellency for being cruel but they despise Zhang Han for his brutality more,” Lü Bu said bluntly. “The people’s hearts have long become exhausted. I fear that it will only take three days for him to become insignificant!” And three months to be buried!

Lü Bu had personally experienced the people’s strong support, it was an unforgettable memory.

Nothing would happen when the result was still in question, but once the chaos calmed, it would become a sharp blade hanging above their heads.

Back then, he and that old man Wang Yun were settled nicely in Chang’an; Wang Yun, the Excellency over the Masses,3司徒 (sītú) was one of the three most important official posts during the Han/Three Kingdoms period, which together were referred to as the Three Excellencies had his prestige in court and he had his unparalleled martial vigour, but in the end, they were somehow defeated by Li Jue and Guo Si’s tattered, half-baked army who were equipped with broken copper and rusted iron and hardly had any real soldiers among them.

Although he did lack troops, the main reason was that old man Wang Yun beheaded Cai Yong for trivial reasons. He neither did good things nor ordered others to do good things, so he lost the hearts of the people and gave Li Jue and Guo Si, those two mad dogs, an opportunity to bite.

Xiang Yu was noncommittal. After a while, he asked, “Then how does Fengxian think the land should be divided?”

If Fan Zeng heard this, he would surely be shocked, because Xiang Yu was very stubborn. Unless absolutely necessary, he would not listen to anyone who didn’t have the surname Xiang.

Even he, whom Xiang Yu politely called ‘Yafu’, was usually only listened to and not obeyed.

Who knew that there would be a time when Xiang Yu personally asked a general for their opinion?!

The one who was granted this honour had no idea how valuable it was. When Xiang Yu asked him, he slyly revealed his true thoughts. “Zhang Han is experienced as a minister and quite capable, but he is not suitable to rule the Qin as the King of Yong. Your Excellency, why don’t you give him a marshal’s rank and keep him with you? I think he would be willing.”

Zhang Han had surrendered to Chu, and had no way out because his soldiers were part of those who were buried alive. He could only rely on Xiang Yu. For him, it would be more reassuring to serve as a high-ranking Chu official next to Xiang Yu than to rule over the Qin people who all hated him.

Xiang Yu had no idea that he had already been roped into Lü Bu’s conspiracy.

It was also due to his high self-esteem and the power of the Chu army as it swept the world that he never imagined that there would be someone who looked down on being a left marshal.

Upon hearing Lü Bu’s words, he pondered for a moment and felt that it did make some sense. Then he actually followed the topic and continued to ask, “Then in Fengxian’s opinion, who should be given control over the Qin capital?”

Yes! He’s hooked!

Lü Bu, suppressing his joy, immediately let a stream of sweet flattery flow out of his mouth, fully showcasing his ability to kneel which he used to great effect during his time with Dong Zhuo. “The capital of the former Qin dynasty is a land surrounded by four fortresses and possesses untold wealth; for such an important place, how can it be handed over to just anyone? The only one who can suppress the draconic power of this place is none other than you, Your Excellency.”

Xiang Yu couldn’t help frowning when he heard him repeat this old argument. “Inappropriate,” he stated concisely.

Although Lü Bu received a blatant rejection, his expression remained unchanged.

It wasn’t strange that Xiang Yu objected. If he really could be so easily persuaded to abandon Pengcheng and move the capital to Xianyang, then the sky must be raining red!

However, whether Xiang Yu would foolishly return eastward and continue to use Pengcheng as the Chu capital, or suddenly realise that he should stay in Guanzhong, soften the people’s hearts, resolve their hatred, and slowly put down roots in this fertile land… what did it have to do with him, Lü Fengxian?

He didn’t care about the fate of the Chu kingdom, nor if it was weak to attack. He only knew that he needed to befuddle Xiang Yu into giving Zhang Han that useless Left Marshal position, which would naturally allow him to stay in Guanzhong. That was the important thing!

Lü Bu had his own ulterior motives. In order to make Xiang Yu less suspicious, he drew from everything he heard from Chen Gongtai’s nagging which he had never bothered to put into practice, and started talking nonsense. “Although the Xin’an people hold deep hatred, it can still be attributed to unavoidable losses due to military struggle. The former Qin dynasty themselves built their empire on violent conquests — life and death are uncertain once you step on the battlefield, and those who surrender thereby put their wealth and life in the hands of others,” he said. At this point, having inadvertently poked at his own sore spot, Lü Bu angrily gritted his teeth before continuing. “Even if they were killed, they could only count themselves unlucky… If I were a soldier’s family member, the person I would hate the most would be the Qin officials who recruited people randomly.”

Xiang Yu listened with rapt attention. Seeing Lü Bu suddenly stop, he couldn’t help but urge, “Keep talking.”

Haven’t heard enough?

Lü Bu had been saying whatever came to mind, he hadn’t thought that he would be forced to keep making things up. He was dumbfounded.

However, the hegemon-king was still staring at him with bright eyes. He could only drag out the time by taking a few sips of tea, all the while being urged by Xiang Yu’s shiny eyes, before bitterly continuing to spew bullshit. “…In conclusion, regarding Xin’an, it is not completely without room for manoeuvring. Instead of ignoring it or leaving things to the jurisdiction of others, it would be better for Your Excellency to personally come forward to appease the people of Qin. For example, exempting them from taxation and forced labour for a few years, doing them some small favours, and giving a few brib– gifts, to coax them into loyally assisting the new Chu officials and to guide the people’s thoughts. And the deceased soldiers’ families should also be accommodated. Regardless of whether they appreciate it or not, it would be enough to do it openly and generously.”

By the time Lü Bu dragged the topic here, he really couldn’t remember any more of what Chen Gongtai said, so he tactfully stopped before he began stuttering and took a secret glimpse at Xiang Yu’s face.

Fortunately, Xiang Yu had fallen into deep thought again. The attentive glimmer in his double pupil eyes drifted away, and he finally stopped making him prattle on.

As his eyes skimmed over the deep and handsome face which resembled a stone carving, Lü Bu couldn’t help complaining that this overlord was getting more and more difficult to serve. He let out a breath and drank a few more sips of water. That conversation was too long, too exhausting, his mouth was parched.

It’s just that he had departed too suddenly, the waterskin he brought was the small one he borrowed from Han Xin before. He had already drank from it before, so it didn’t take more than a few gulps before it became empty.

Lü Bu licked his still-dry lower lip, but couldn’t be bothered to search for a spring, so he just hung the empty waterskin back on his horse.

When he turned around again, he was almost hit in the face by a gold-trimmed, gem-embedded, obviously expensive waterskin that had silently been held out behind him at some point.

The owner of this waterskin was, of course, Xiang Yu.

Only after Lü Bu unconsciously took it did Xiang Yu expressionlessly withdraw his hand and flip onto his horse.

He lowered his head slightly, probably in order to not appear too condescending, as he spoke. “What Fengxian said just now does have some truth,” he frankly admitted in a light yet tactful tone.

What?

Lü Bu blanked out.

What truth?

Because he stood with his back towards the light and he was preoccupied with his thoughts, Xiang Yu did not notice his confusion and only continued slowly, “However, it is a very important matter, we still need to go back to the city and summon everyone to discuss it before making a decision… I will go first. Fengxian, after you’ve drank your fill, follow quickly.”

Lü Bu: “…………”


Translator:
I’ll be dropping this after c20, may pick it up again next year if no one else does before then. My next project is National Teacher Returns at Warp Speed by 素长天, planning to translate 22 chapters.

#1: It’s like the second to worst student tutoring the worst student

#2: And the point is he actually understood it lmao

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  • 1
    Guanzhong consists of the words 关中 (guān zhōng), which together literally means ‘within the [mountain] passes’
  • 2
    Refers to the idiom 锦衣夜行; when Xiang Yu wanted to return to Pengcheng, he said the above with the implication of showing off his success and killed the advisor who tried to persuade him to stay in Xianyang. Paradoxically, it now has a more positive connotation instead, i.e. exhorting people to be vigilant and keep a low profile in the face of success
  • 3
    司徒 (sītú) was one of the three most important official posts during the Han/Three Kingdoms period, which together were referred to as the Three Excellencies