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National Teacher Returns at Warp Speed

Chapter 2: Evil Star

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Evil star.

People liked to hear and tell stories. When they spoke of it, they might not even know themselves what an evil star was; people shouted that the evil star was coming when a big meteorite fell in the south a month ago, and today this girl also called him an evil star.

The Iron-Clad Guards, who were under the emperor’s direct control, set out from their outpost, went through all four districts of the capital’s lower city, and took away dozens of men and women, children and elderly. Amidst their howling protests, the guard-captain drew his sabre, laid it against an old man’s wrinkled neck, and announced loudly, “His Majesty is about to preside over the Spring Festival, yet you talk of evil omens to confuse the public with wicked words. You should be punished according to the law!”

The blade rose, light flashed, and blood far more red than the frostbitten spring peaches outside the city splashed out. The crowd of onlookers shrank away, leaving only the victim’s relatives to let out silent cries as they crawled on the ground.

These were the emperor’s Iron-Clad Guards. They had the power to kill people in the streets and no one dared to stop them.

A trial? Was a pariah worthy of mobilising the justice department?

The fourth month was a time when the nobles held flower viewings in celebration of the Spring Festival. The flowers bloomed around this time and the weather typically wasn’t too hot to bear, therefore the current emperor, since ascending the throne a decade ago, took the lead in hosting flower viewings, banquets, and the like, and it had long since become a tradition. Thus did the nobles default to using the fourth month as a time for socialising — aristocratic young men played elegant games while drinking and composing poetry or went on spring hunts, while aristocratic young ladies wore their new clothes, admired each other’s embroidery, collected some of the many blossoms which fell to the ground, and went on leisurely outings on lakes.

From this came countless marriages among the nobles.

Not long afterwards, the street was once again spotless.

The premier spring banquet, exceedingly popular among nobles, was held at Linghe Pool which was also the residence of the Grand Princess. Princess Qinghe was the emperor’s younger twin sister, and everyone knew that she handled most of the government affairs while the emperor spent all his time in the inner palace.1The imperial harem  As a result, at every spring banquet season, so many noble guests in their gorgeous scented carriages lined up outside her door that they resembled long dragons winding through the streets.

Among these people were two outliers who rode tall, black horses. It wasn’t that the horses weren’t noble enough, but that when compared with everyone else who were all in their luxurious carriages, just riding a horse made them look very humble indeed.

Although one of the two sitting atop the horse wore a magnificent robe in aristocratic style, he frowned often and seemed to feel uncomfortable. People who passed by them also frowned, and even the servants of the nobles whispered to each other.

“They’re really…” they said hesitantly, then, “What a pity that they’re barbarians.”2蛮夷, specifically meaning ethnic minorities not living in the central Chinese plains

The handsome man on horseback turned a deaf ear, however his attendant glared at the gossiping servants and whispered to his lord, “My Lord, this is the first Spring Banquet held since the mourning period for the empress dowager ended and the emperor ordered all the princes to return to the capital. I said earlier that you would definitely get targeted if you come just like this…”

The man whom he called lord gave him a sideways glance. “In their eyes, I, Lan Jue, am only a representative for country bumpkin barbarians even if I come covered head to toe in gold. Didn’t you know this from the start?” he said casually.

Even though he was the king’s personal bodyguard, Yang Feng was still struck by this glance which made his heart beat wildly. When they first entered the capital, it was this look which attracted the obsession of countless young ladies, but unfortunately, as soon as they learned of his identity, they all dispersed.

Just as they were talking, a rather fat old man disembarked from his carriage and spoke to another middle-aged man. “I heard that several princes of marriageable age have come this year, do you have any suitable candidates?”

“In short, it’s fine as long as it’s not the Lord of Western Tang. It’s such a pity too, I heard that the boy is very handsome and has quite the elegant name, but he’s descended from a guilty minister and his fiefdom is so far away…”

Halfway through his words, he saw the person in question riding past with reins in his hands and looking at them with a bright grin.

Lan Jue, Lord of Western Tang. Originally, the entire Tang territory belonged to the Lan family, but due to a variety of reasons it was divided into two. This Lord of Western Tang didn’t have a good life. All kinds of bandits and foreigners wandered around his land’s borders and skirmishes constantly broke out, so as soon as the teenage Lan Jue could ride a warhorse, he began leading troops into battle. When he stood next to the other nobles, there was no way to hide his bloody aura; no matter how harmless he looked, the nobles all felt that his smiles hid knives.

And the outrageous thing was — he had only one servant following him? Wasn’t that for easier eavesdropping!

The female attendant in charge of welcoming guests to Linghe Pool secretly glanced over, and her heart rate accelerated sharply upon catching sight of Lan Jue’s smile. However, after she recognised the jade plate3Technically more accurate to call it a jade plaque, but plaque makes me think of dental plaque on his waist, she also clicked her tongue in disappointment.

Talking behind someone’s back was one thing, talking about them to their face was quite another. Although the two were nobles, their titles couldn’t match the lord of a principality,4国主: lit. master or owner of the country so they hurriedly backed away and let Lan Jue’s duo go first.

Yang Feng, angrily following his lord, couldn’t help saying, “Wars and refugees are everywhere yet the emperor is holding a banquet, is it just for these rice buckets to wag their tongues! Their daughters aren’t worthy of you!”

Lan Jue glanced there indifferently, then turned back. “If it weren’t for the famine and us truly needing food relief, do you think I would really be willing to travel thousands of miles to bring an unfamiliar woman home?”

This path was a last resort for Lan Jue, but unfortunately the current situation was that any daughters of the nobles who would be able to help him probably… really did look down on the position of his wife.

* * *

The banquet didn’t have to announce its start. After the guests arrived, the female attendants brought out cakes and fruits. A maid stood behind each noble to serve them their drinks, but Lan Jue waved her away.

Alcohol in the capital was too weak, Lan Jue put it down after a single sip.

After a while, some young men in plain clothes came out and began reciting poetry.

Lan Jue glanced at them, then called over an attendant and asked, “What’s going on over there?”

The attendant was stunned for a moment at his choice of words before she realised that he was talking about the people who were reciting poems. “Those are guests of various families,” she answered, “My Lord isn’t usually in the capital, you probably don’t know that recently there’s a trend for noble families to host a few luminaries, even the imperial family’s Donglang Pavilion and Cardinal Academy also have a few literati staying as guests. You weren’t present for the Spring Banquet last year, the literary debate then was particularly exciting and the Grand Princess personally selected four of them and called them the capital’s Four Young Masters.”

After listening silently for a while, Lan Jue commented, “Obscene words and lyrics.”

The attendant who was explaining to him was surprised again, then quietly retreated. No wonder everyone said the Lord of Western Tang only appeared as elegant as the moon, but was actually a bumpkin coming into the city.

Yang Feng was even more direct. “Not one of them can fight,” he said.

“Have you heard? Last night Chu Xiang had a poetry competition with that newly promoted Han Feng at Qianli Lake and lost, then he jumped into the lake!”

“Young Master Chu, from the Four Young Masters?”

“Yes, so now, who will the Grand Princess choose to replace him?”

As Lan Jue listened to the scholars, the corners of his mouth twitched and revealed an indifferent smile.

“Villagers in the countryside do everything to live another day, but nobles in the city jump into a lake just because they wrote a bad poem,” he chuckled under his breath. “How elegant, how boring.”

* * *

However, Chu Xiang, who had ‘jumped into the lake’, was currently wrapped in a white sheet at an inn and thinking about life.

The girl called herself Erni. She was a girl born into a poor family, so it was already pretty good that she wasn’t simply called ‘Er’.5‘Er’ as in two (二), ‘ni’ as in maid (妮). People were pretty shit to girls back then.  Chu Xiang gave her a jade button and asked her to help him pawn it, then buy him some new clothes and medicine to prevent colds, and she could then keep whatever was left as a reward. The girl burst into joy on the spot, and the evil star became a good omen to her.

Chu Xiang sat by the window. The street outside was very lively, with an ‘even if the world ends tomorrow we still have to live today’ kind of energy, it was completely different from the boundless universe he saw outside his Captain’s Quarters.

He carefully recalled his memories. He had spent so long in the 28th century that he forgot most things from this world, who knew if it was still the same as when he ‘died’ — right, how did he die again?

He couldn’t reach Longque’s control panel, he couldn’t hear the central AI in his ears, it truly did make him feel very lonely. Chu Xiang flipped through the memories which had only been gathering dust for many years and vaguely remembered…

It seemed that he attended some kind of banquet, drank too much, and then someone threw him off a bridge into a lake?

The Chu Xiang of this world was born in the snowy plains of the north, so naturally he had no swimming skills. A frail scholar was thrown into a lake while drunk — if the magical time travel hadn’t happened, he would be a corpse floating in the lake right now.

Longque Chu Xiang’s hand shook slightly. Oh Longque, I’m afraid you’ve already turned into stardust.

It wasn’t too bad. In this way, when his old comrades mentioned Chu Xiang’s name, they would think of his glorious closing ceremony, go to his grave in the Martyrs’ Cemetery to pay homage, raise their glasses to him, and say, “Congratulations, you died a brilliant death.”

And when millions of years passed, his stardust would create a new star.

Thinking of this, a smile crept into his eyes.

So the question came: the Chu Xiang of this world hadn’t yet reached adulthood, what should he do next?

He vaguely remembered that this place was similar but not identical to China in the 28th century. There had already been signs before he had travelled through time that the world was going to be turbulent. The vassal states were growing stronger, each raising troops and buying horses, while the emperor was a figurehead who indulged himself with his harem. Perhaps he also knew that his days as emperor were numbered, so he just enjoyed himself in the time he had left. Meanwhile, nobles in the capital held banquets and dances, living their luxurious lives with no thought of the future.

Literati gathered in Tianyan, the imperial capital, because elegant music and poetry were popular among the nobles there; even someone from a commoner’s background could become a celebrity overnight if they wrote a popular verse.

Sighing, Chu Xiang reflected that if it weren’t for his rebirth, he would also be like that.

…Now, without a spaceship, he felt too uncomfortable!

Moreover, he had no clue who targeted him! But he couldn’t just forget it either — although Chu Xiang didn’t necessarily want to retaliate, what if they tried again? Chu Xiang really couldn’t remember these grudges from over a decade ago, but he was still worried, so he needed to investigate a bit.

After waiting for more than four hours, when Chu Xiang was starting to suspect that Erni ran with the money, the little girl finally came back.

“Why did you take so long?” He handed her a cup of tea which the sweaty little girl drank in a single gulp.

“There were so many nobles and the streets were filled with guards, I heard that it’s because a big lord is hosting a banquet.” Erni didn’t mention that she had almost been beaten out of the city because they mistook her for a refugee. She handed him a bag of clothes, and said, “No one was at the apothecary, I bought a piece of ginger. I can make ginger syrup, you should be fine after drinking it.”

Chu Xiang thanked her, then found that the girl’s aesthetics were quite good. He held a light blue robe embellished with silver embroidery thread, which were more in line with his current tastes than the white mourning-style clothes ‘he’ originally wore.

It’s just that he wasn’t used to wearing long robes with long sleeves.

“Here, your money!”

“Don’t, I said that it’s for you, you go buy yourself a few pretty dresses,” Chu Xiang smiled.

Erni shook her head. “No way, if I’m too pretty, I’d have to marry someone as their concubine.”

Chu Xiang was speechless for a moment. Erni persistently stuffed the money to him, saying that she had already bought a bag of candy to eat and that was enough.

After a moment of silence, she suddenly spoke. “Evil Star, aren’t you going to the big lord’s banquet?”

Chu Xiang chuckled in surprise, wondering why he was suddenly stuck with the label of evil star.

However, when the girl brought up the banquet, Chu Xiang’s faded memories did offer something — the Chu Xiang of the past did often attend banquets, and seemed to have been called something fourth young master by the Grand Princess… Right, if he remembered correctly, today was the Spring Banquet held at the Grand Princess’ residence!

!!!

Chu Xiang abruptly jumped up. Although time travel was an extraordinary thing, since he had travelled back and got a new life, it would be too much of a pity to be dragged out and executed the next day just for not attending the Spring Banquet. Since the Grand Princes pointed him out, he should at least show his face there — this was a world where lese-majesty was a punishable crime.

However, just as he reached the door, Captain Chu suddenly had a headache when he realised that poetry and songs were all out of his reach now, because if he opened his mouth the only thing to come out would be 4D space-time battle tactics.


Translator:
It’s a headache and a half to work out how to translate 国 (guó, kingdom) when it’s referring to a territory under the overall rule of an emperor, since kingdom implies a king as its sole monarch. I’ve given up and gone for principality — usually used for a state with a monarch using the title of prince or princess, e.g. Liechtenstein — but if anyone has a better idea please comment.

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    The imperial harem 
  • 2
    蛮夷, specifically meaning ethnic minorities not living in the central Chinese plains
  • 3
    Technically more accurate to call it a jade plaque, but plaque makes me think of dental plaque
  • 4
    国主: lit. master or owner of the country
  • 5
    ‘Er’ as in two (二), ‘ni’ as in maid (妮). People were pretty shit to girls back then. 

Chapter 1: The Captain Who Fell From the Sky

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Early spring frost stained the flowers red. The weather in the capital was very strange this year — it should have warmed already, but the ladies selling ice-cold water looked upon the morning’s cold fog in astonishment and didn’t know whether they should go out into the streets.

Throughout the streets and alleyways, early morning vendors chatted quietly with each other:

“I heard people from uptown say that the days are abnormal, they’re afraid it’s a bad omen…”1妖星 (yāo xīng) is an astrological term for a collection of phenomena (e.g. comets) that portend disaster

“Who’d you hear this nonsense from–”

“Psh, it’s not nonsense, the astrologers at the Observatory calculated it…”

The guards who passed by occasionally scolded them for spreading evil rumours, but when they turned away, the guards also muttered to themselves, “Please don’t let there be a disaster…”

In the dim pre-dawn sky, there was an eye-catchingly bright red star hanging very close to the horizon, which indeed looked like it was about to fall onto the city. It so resembled the rumoured evil star that the stories gained momentum the farther it travelled, and eventually people came to believe that this year would experience a great disaster — Mars was shining brightly, chaos was on its way.

But no matter if it were troubled times or an evil star, it had little to do with the poor folk in the lower city who were perpetually on the verge of starvation, especially an extraneous little girl. A girl around ten years of age crawled out from a pile of hay where she had spent the night with her hair in disarray. She shook off bits of hay from her head and shivered from the chilly morning dew.

Taking advantage of the remaining darkness, she moved her reed-thin legs and scurried to the eastern district. Few people ever went there. In the lower city, on the outer edges of a peach grove, there was a lake; this lake wasn’t natural, it was dug artificially by an unknown wealthy family for their own enjoyment of the scenery. And the lake was filled to the brim with carp.

The girl snuck up to the lake and slipped into the water like an eel. The carp, raised by humans, had grown big and fat, and were unafraid of being caught. It took no time at all for her to catch enough to eat for three days. Although the area was privately owned, the owner seemed to rarely visit, so there were hardly any guards posted there except for the occasional evening banquet. To this little girl, the scenic lake was like the legendary seas that she heard about, and she relied on this lake to avoid the fate of being sold to the West Street butcher.

Huh?

The girl put her fish on the shore where they flopped and struggled, and when she turned around, she saw that the lake surface still had considerable ripples even after she left the water — could there be a huge fish?

She was torn, and finally couldn’t resist going back into the water. The child who had been hungry for a long time became greedy. Even if her catch was already enough to last her three full days, she still wanted to take a look at the bigger fish, even if it was just a glance…

However, before she could go any deeper than chest-high water, there was a plop

The girl almost choked on water as she flailed, scared out of her wits. Something in the water had grabbed at her ankle — it felt like a human hand!

The ice-cold hand gripped her leg. Before she could react, the water shook violently and something black and white emerged from the depths.

A water ghoul!

The little girl quickly ran through her life in her small mind, trying to think of whether she had done anything harmful to the world that would cause her to be targeted by ghouls and ghosts, as she used her entire body’s strength to retreat towards the shore. At this moment, the pair of pale hands had reached above her knees — oh, the water ghoul’s hands had clear joints and clean nails, they were quite pretty…

Her will to survive was very strong. She soon reached the shore, and with a loud splash, the ‘water ghoul’ also crawled out of the lake, let go of her legs, and coughed violently. Black hair draped wetly over its shoulders and the ends floated in all directions on the water, but it no longer looked anything like a water ghoul. After all, in no myth would a water ghoul have such clear eyes or handsome features.

He truly was a very beautiful man. It wasn’t that the girl hadn’t seen any young men from the upper city, but when compared to this person, those men wrapped in brocade cloth and mink furs couldn’t be called anything but ugly. Even if he was currently wet and miserable, an awe-inspiring aura still lingered around him.

He coughed for so long that someone might worry he would cough out his guts, but thankfully he only spit out a whole bunch of water before tiredly turning over to lay on his back in the shallows and letting out a long breath. His fine eyelashes curled up, catching hold of water droplets. The girl thought that this might be some kind of fairy who had absorbed all the essence of this lake into that single drop. His eyes rippled in reflection of the lake water.

The girl, staring blankly at him, subconsciously crouched next to him and poked his water-chilled face.

It was only then that he came back to his senses and said, “Thank you.”

He burst into laughter just as a white crane landed next to a willow tree. As the morning light shone onto the cold lake, his joy at surviving disaster wasn’t concealed in the least, but neither did it make him appear crass. On the contrary, it was the observer who was struck dumb for half a day, until he raised his hand and pinched the girl’s chin.

“Did I scare you?”

There was silence for three seconds.

Then the girl flinched back as if facing a ghost, rolled into the water with a yelp, and scrambled away. It was at this time that Mister Drowned Rat belatedly cursed to himself, very anachronistically — 

This fucking backwards feudal society. If I do that, the ancient people here will probably think I’m a hooligan…

* * *

The unfortunate drowned rat’s name was Chu Xiang.

There was no doubt that Chu Xiang had transmigrated, or perhaps the word ‘rebirthed’ was more accurate. As for what happened before that rebirth…

In 2953, during the 28th century of the Galactic calendar,2Yes the RAWS say 28th century for the 2900s, just go with it the Galactic Federation’s first-class mothership Longque was performing an escort mission in Sector Delta, under the command of Rear Admiral Chu Xiang.

Sector Delta was located very far away from Earth, so the Federation had little control over it. The area was filled with alien militaries, interstellar pirates, and planetless nomads beyond counting — as well as mineral veins which produced extremely rare ores used as industrial raw materials. If it weren’t for this, it would be impossible for a first-class military use mothership to be assigned to escorting merchant ships.

Sure enough, they encountered pirates, and what was even worse was that two separate pirate bands had set their eyes on the merchant ships. They nonetheless fought bravely. Longque and the pirates launched a three-way melee, and the spectacle of quantum missiles hitting their targets in the silent universe was as grand as a fireworks show.

However one group of pirates saw that they could not succeed as long as Longque was present, and they might even be annihilated in turn, so they simply went all in and released a black hole bomb — a xenotech weapon which created an artificial, temporary black hole to swallow everything in its path, equally harmful to oneself as well as the enemy.

Space suddenly became chaotic as gravity grabbed hold of every spaceship. At the last moment, in order to allow more people to escape safely and return home, the captain of the Longque, Chu Xiang, ordered everyone to abandon ship and board the merchant vessels, then he used kinetic energy generated by the self-destruction of the mothership’s core to send his comrades and the merchant ships out of the gravity well and of Sector Delta entirely.

At the moment the spaceship self-destructed around him, Chu Xiang admitted that he had acted impulsively, but he neither hesitated nor regretted it. From the very first moment that he flew into the starry sky, he had been prepared to turn into stardust, because that was one of the logical ends to a spaceship captain’s life.

* * *

But it was certain that crawling out of the water after all that, soaked through, was definitely not part of the plan.

It felt surreal as his soul fell from the stars to land on earth, but as wave after wave of cold water lapped against his cheeks, his sense of reality slowly recovered.

It felt like déjà vu.

Chu Xiang lay in the water. Although it was cold, the excitement of regaining his life warmed him. However, Chu Xiang had no strong reaction to his rebirth, because he held a secret —

He originally came from this world.

It was quite fantastical. At the beginning, after Chu Xiang fell into the water — he couldn’t swim at the time — he thought he would die with regrets just like that, but when he opened his eyes again, he had already arrived in the interstellar era of another Earth.

It took him many years to adapt to a new world and understand his incredible experiences the first time he transmigrated. Fortunately, nothing infants did in their first few years of life would be taken as unreasonable, so there, he had the opportunity to grow up again, reach adulthood, and truly become a human of the 28th century. He graduated from Starfleet Academy’s command track with impeccable grades, took flight above the stars, and then…

Then his death sent him back?

Did this thing give return tickets?

His eyes were still filled with the flames of explosions when he suddenly woke up underwater and almost suffocated to death. Thankfully, although the captain of Longque was a spaceship captain, he drowned to death in his previous life so he made sure to practise swimming in this life!

Thus, he struggled his way out of the water, and the prior scene happened.

He even confirmed, repeatedly, that this was his body from this world. Age, condition, and the location where he fell into the water were all correct. There was… a ridiculous sensation of going to another world to study and graduate, then returning to his hometown. If it weren’t for the fact that his swimming skills were brought back with him from the 28th century, he would suspect that the decades he lived as a spaceship captain were just a dream he had as he was dying.

As it was, the time spent flying among stars was engraved in his bones and blood, even rebirth wouldn’t be able to erase it.

With some strength coming back to him, Chu Xiang sat up again.

Like a Möbius strip, everything went back to where it started.

There was a skinny little girl squatting not far away. Chu Xiang looked at his saviour — without this girl, he might really have drowned. This wasn’t the body of a spaceship captain, after all; the Chu Xiang of this world was so pathetically weak that even a captain’s civilian secretary would be able to beat him up.

It was clear at a glance that the child was severely malnourished, with withered yellowing hair, an overly pointy little face, and a pair of big protruding eyes looking at him warily yet curiously.

Sighing, Chu Xiang waved her closer. “Don’t be scared, I want to thank you for saving me.”

“You…” the girl started saying, shivering, “you’re not a water ghoul, right?”

Tsk, feudal superstition.

Chu Xiang smiled and stretched out a hand. “It’s warm.”

Seeing that Chu Xiang’s movements were so natural, the girl pursed her lips, looking like she was thinking deeply. After a while she carefully stretched out her fingers and speedily tapped Chu Xiang’s palm. In the former captain’s eyes, it was like a trembling kitten testing the range of its claws.

Appearance was useful no matter the world, especially as the Chu Xiang of this world lacked exercise. If evaluated from the perspective of someone from the 28th century, he was a thin, weak, and sickly man, the kind who hardly saw any sunlight or wind.

The girl weighed their respective combat abilities, and came to a decisive conclusion: even if this beauty was a water ghoul, he wouldn’t be able to beat her.

So she plucked up her courage and moved closer, and couldn’t help tugging on Chu Xiang’s long hair. “Then where did you come from?”

“I fell from the sky,” Chu Xiang smiled.

The girl with little knowledge stared at his smiling face in a daze. Maybe it was because she was bewitched by beauty, or she really was so ignorant, that she actually nodded seriously. “Then are you the evil star? Wow, the evil star fell into the lake where I catch fish…”

Chu Xiang: “…”

From a water ghoul to an evil star, well, at least it was progress.


Translator:
I’ll be translating 22 chapters of this novel.

A note on 妖星 (yaoxing), which I’ve chosen to translate as evil star/bad omen: like all astrology terms, it has an abundance of connotations associated with it. To describe it very simply, it’s seen as one of the worst omens possible, the kind that leads to the downfall of dynasties. If someone is unlucky enough to be born on a day the 妖星 is strong, they’re seen as prone to disaster and bringing misfortune to everyone and everything they touch. 妖星 are often in the form of comets.

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    妖星 (yāo xīng) is an astrological term for a collection of phenomena (e.g. comets) that portend disaster
  • 2
    Yes the RAWS say 28th century for the 2900s, just go with it